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Emile

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Sat Mar 25, 2023, 09:59 AM Mar 2023

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe

and placed his order. he said, "i want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "this guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store? No," the cook said, "three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon. 0h, ok!" said the waitress she thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "what are the beans for? She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!".

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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe (Original Post) Emile Mar 2023 OP
... orangecrush Mar 2023 #1
🤣🤣🤣 sheshe2 Mar 2023 #2
That was a nice surprise ending. KS Toronado Mar 2023 #3
Not if you were downwind 😁. Emile Mar 2023 #4
A Beaut! MayReasonRule Mar 2023 #5
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