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Stardust Mirror

(358 posts) Fri Nov 17, 2023, 11:30 AM Nov 2023

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I'm so constipated

That number 2 is my number 1 priority

(not really, just thought it's funny)

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I'm so constipated (Original Post) Stardust Mirror Nov 2023 OP

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? EYESORE 9001 Nov 2023 #1

Drink coffe, and... lastlib Nov 2023 #2

loi. AllaN01Bear Nov 2023 #3

EYESORE 9001

(25,988 posts)

1. Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

Reply to Stardust Mirror (Original post)

Fri Nov 17, 2023, 11:32 AM

Nov 2023

He worked it out with a pencil.

It was a #2 pencil.

lastlib

(23,309 posts)

2. Drink coffe, and...

Reply to Stardust Mirror (Original post)

Fri Nov 17, 2023, 11:50 AM

Nov 2023

stay close to the tRump-dump*

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(*toilet)

you may have to flush 10-15 times........

AllaN01Bear

(18,443 posts)

3. loi.

Reply to Stardust Mirror (Original post)

Fri Nov 17, 2023, 02:38 PM

Nov 2023

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