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sop

(19,352 posts) Thu Dec 14, 2023, 09:43 AM Dec 2023

Funny signs seen outside a Veterinary Clinic

- "I started a dating site for chickens, it's not my day job, I only do it to make hens meet"

- "Accidentally used the dog's shampoo, now I'm feeling like such a Good Girl"

- "If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead"

- "I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming"

- "I told my suitcases no vacation this year, now I'm dealing with emotional baggage"

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Funny signs seen outside a Veterinary Clinic (Original Post) sop Dec 2023 OP

I hate when the suitcases get emotional Walleye Dec 2023 #1

I hate it when taxidermists don't check for a pulse. KS Toronado Dec 2023 #2

The Carroll County Vet Clinic has some clever people SouthernDem4ever Dec 2023 #3

It's nice to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks. patphil Dec 2023 #4

I went and read them all. StarryNite Dec 2023 #5

SOP, you did a great job choosing the best signs. So many of them were complaints about dieting or exercise. Martin68 Dec 2023 #6

The one about "exercise" and "extra fries" was pretty good, though. sop Dec 2023 #7

True. niyad Dec 2023 #9

"I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me." He disagreed." niyad Dec 2023 #8

Walleye

(45,516 posts)

1. I hate when the suitcases get emotional

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 10:09 AM

Dec 2023

KS Toronado

(23,875 posts)

2. I hate it when taxidermists don't check for a pulse.

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 11:04 AM

Dec 2023

SouthernDem4ever

(6,619 posts)

3. The Carroll County Vet Clinic has some clever people

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 11:39 AM

Dec 2023

patphil

(9,230 posts)

4. It's nice to start the day with a good laugh. Thanks.

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 11:42 AM

Dec 2023

Otherwise I might have done the rooster thing.

StarryNite

(12,170 posts)

5. I went and read them all.

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 11:59 AM

Dec 2023

They are wonderful. Thank you!

Martin68

(28,080 posts)

6. SOP, you did a great job choosing the best signs. So many of them were complaints about dieting or exercise.

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 12:22 PM

Dec 2023

sop

(19,352 posts)

7. The one about "exercise" and "extra fries" was pretty good, though.

Reply to Martin68 (Reply #6)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 12:27 PM

Dec 2023

niyad

(134,056 posts)

9. True.

Reply to sop (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 12:46 PM

Dec 2023

niyad

(134,056 posts)

8. "I told my cat, "You are not the boss of me." He disagreed."

Reply to sop (Original post)

Thu Dec 14, 2023, 12:45 PM

Dec 2023

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