Crazy German Dude jumps into ice cold water (fail)

[dipsydoodle]

[ret5hd]

1. Into? Not really.

[liberal N proud]

2. The water is hard...

when it is frozen.

[tclambert]

3. Germans DO have a sense of humor!

[OnyxCollie]

4. Ouch!

I wasn't expecting that (and neither was he!)

[Rozlee]

5. Would have been funnier if it had cracked when he pounded on it.

As long as it didn't go too deep.

[xocet]

6. The Essential Elements of the Speech Made to Commemorate the Founding of "Syskill" Translated....

My New Band Is Called Syskill

Off-Camera Voice: "Willst Du eine Rede halten?"
("Do you want to make a speech?&quot
...
Diver: "...Handtuch...."
(towel)
...
Off-Camera Voice: "...Eis hier ueberall...."
(roughly: "There is ice everywhere.&quot
...
Diver: "Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill....BWAAAAH....(thud)
....OWAH....AHH...(laughter off camera)...mein Arsch...."
("AHH...(laughter off camera)...my ass....&quot
....

[jdadd]

7. I saw one a couple of years ago....

Where Some Russian Dude, dove headfirst into a frozen pond...Looked like it about knocked him out! His friends had to carry him back to shore. He definitely split his head open.....

[Lucky Luciano]

8. Yes, indeed. That is a fail! nt

[dougg]

9. Too early in the cussing

He should have waited until after for the cussing.

[krispos42]

10. Jesus had the same problem.

It's not hard to walk on water, as long as it's frozen!

[JayhawkSD]

11. It is not actually all that funny, but I laughed my ass off.