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Sat Mar 18, 2023, 06:09 PM

Zoo Poem

Zoo Poem

I want to throw my shit like a monkey
I want to crap my yard like a goose
I want to stand my ground like a donkey
And let all my zoo friends loose

I want to drag my butt like a dog with worms
I want to lick myself clean and eat all the germs

I want to crap like a rhino just because I can
And spin my little tail and spread it like a fan

ĎCause Iím just so tired of being so good
And I just donít want to be clean
So I pooped my pants just because I could
Iím the dirtiest lil kid you ever seen


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Baked Potato Mar 18 OP
dweller Mar 18 #1
Baked Potato Mar 18 #3
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Waterguy Mar 18 #4

Response to Baked Potato (Original post)

Sat Mar 18, 2023, 06:16 PM

1. 😆



I see a future in childrenís literature for you !
They will love it Ö



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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 18, 2023, 06:22 PM

3. I hope so!

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Response to Baked Potato (Original post)

Sat Mar 18, 2023, 06:22 PM

2. Anybody feel free to do anything with this... ❤️

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Response to Baked Potato (Original post)

Sat Mar 18, 2023, 09:26 PM

4. Zoo Poem is pretty zippy

I think your poem cuts through the bullshit
not sure what animal in the zoo
wants to be in any zoo

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