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AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
Fri Aug 28, 2020, 12:55 PM Aug 2020

I just finished my fourth book...

Last edited Mon Aug 31, 2020, 12:15 AM - Edit history (1)

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and now I'm gonna try and peddle it to some literary agents.

Wish me luck!

You can read the first chapter here for FREE:

http://www.atomadness.com/Chap-47.html

I'm probably gonna post some more excerpts later, but for now, here's another one from my first book:


“What is this?” I finally asked.

“Chicken Cordon Bleu and my special sauce.”

Her special sauce was to die for, and I told her that, but like usual, she disagreed.

“Die for?” she said, and then laughed, “This’ll bring you back to life.”

“How would that even work?” I asked and took four big bites.

She went on and on about just how horrible a job it’d be, ending with, “Of course, the salted crackers are optional.”

“I don’t think that would work at all, even with the salted crackers,” I countered, and then asked, “Why do you have to put toilet paper up your butt again?”

“I never said I had to put toilet paper up my butt,” she laughed, and that got us going round and round again until our Halloween Patrol.

What we did after that is none of your damn business...
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I just finished my fourth book... (Original Post) AmyStrange Aug 2020 OP
Congrats! Blue_playwright Aug 2020 #1
Thank you... AmyStrange Aug 2020 #2
I didn't start writing plays until I was 43... Blue_playwright Aug 2020 #3
I'll drink to that! AmyStrange Aug 2020 #4
My fourth book is now available... AmyStrange Dec 2020 #5
 

AmyStrange

(7,989 posts)
5. My fourth book is now available...
Sat Dec 12, 2020, 01:05 PM
Dec 2020

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AmyStrange & the Criminal (Part 4: the Wedding)


The MOST UNBELIEVABLE CRIME-FIGHTING team of all time, led by a talking Cat, runs around the country sniffing out missing persons and serial killers for the FBI, ending with The Wedding of Beth and the Criminal.

You can get all four at Amazon (KEYWORD: AmyStrange):

http://www.amazon.com/


Read the first two chapters (for FREE) here:

http://www.atomadness.com/Chap-1.html
http://www.atomadness.com/Chap-2.html


How the hell did all this start? Read the horrifying debut here (for FREE):

http://www.atomadness.com/


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the AmyStrange & the Criminal Series:

PART 1: THE ESCAPE
The Criminal, his fiancée, and secret friends help AmyStrange, the talking Cat, escape from her captors.

PART 2: THE DISAPPEARANCE
The Criminal's pretend arch-enemy disappears, and it's up to AmyStrange to find her.

PART 3: THE ROAD TRIP
The gang heads to Seattle to rescue two of AmyStrange's cat buddies.

PART 4: THE WEDDING
The gang runs around the country finding missing persons, ending with The Wedding of Beth and the Criminal.

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COMING SOON!

PART 5: THE KILLINGS (due out in late 2021)
Someone’s killing black cats, starting from the West Coast, and it looks like they’re headed straight for AmyStrange.

PART 6: THE CORPORATION (2022)
Beth and the Criminal are enjoying their upcoming parenthood, but what’s left of The Corporation wants them dead.
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