Jerry Jones: "I want me some glory hole!"

[MrSlayer]

This is just too funny.

http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/jerry-jones-glory-hole/

Sometimes you just have to sit there for a minute (or several), contemplating exactly how you want to go about writing something. Reading that not only did Jerry Jones use the phrase “glory hole” when talking to reporters about the coming season (emphasis on “coming” hehehe nailed it), not only did he then use it again (saying, incredibly, “I want me some glory hole”), proving he meant to use it the first time and generally putting his media session in danger of turning into something like this old Batman comic, but he’s apparently done this a lot? That was one of those times.

Video at link.



Oh, there is going to be some fun this season.

[joeybee12]

1. I applaud him!

It's tough to come out at such an old age!

[Auggie]

2. ROFL

[madinmaryland]

3. It's a common phrase in the oil industry where JJ made his millions. Get ye mind out of teh

gutter! You never watched "Dallas"??

[El Supremo]

4. I think it's more common in hard rock mining.

I never heard of that other filthy thing. I suppose The Ticket will have some fun with this.

[Auggie]

5. Too late. Way too late.

[bluedigger]

6. Saw that last night on Stewbert (I forget which).

[Auggie]

7. This thread needs some recommendations -- let's do it!

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Suck on it, you jealous douchebag!

!!

[Renew Deal]

9. lol

[madinmaryland]

10. Considering MrSlayer's Eaglets have never won a Super Bowl, I guess he is sucking on it!

Thanks, JR!

[MrSlayer]

11. Jealous? Of what?

It's just funny.

[Jack Rabbit]

12. I didn't mean that you were jealous of anything . . .

I mean the douchebag with the losing team and the crappy, overpriced stadium.

And yes, it's funny.

NOTE BENE: Suck on it, you jealous douchebag(s) is a traditional sports forum war cry. Legend has it that it was created long ago, in the times of DU2, by Trumad, but it has long since passed to the public domain.

[MrSlayer]

13. Cool.

Someone seems to think you were picking up for him and his pathetic Cowgirl squad.

I'm aware of the douchebag meme here, I just wasn't sure at whom it was directed.