Jerry Jones' Luxury Cowboy Bus

[Auggie]

dallasnews.com

IRVING — Irate fans who want the Cowboys thrown under the bus for missing the playoffs the last three seasons should know it will be done in style.

The team’s new high-profile acquisition, dubbed “The Elegant Lady,” is scheduled to arrive in Indianapolis on Tuesday for the NFL scouting combine. The Prevost Marathon Coach will be waiting to squire owner Jerry Jones and his staff around town once they arrive by plane.

Club officials are tight-lipped on the cost. But this model lists for $1.5 million to $2.5 million, depending on how it’s finished out.

Story, Video and Photos: http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2013/02/dallas-cowboys-newest-high-priced-acquisition-wont-help-on-the-field.html/

45 feet long, 102 inches wide and nearly 13-feet tall ... and 8.5 to 9 mpg.

[madinmaryland]

1. I'm surprised El Supremo has not posted about this yet!

[Auggie]

2. I want to know why they need this thing ...

it's disgusting.

[madinmaryland]

4. It's Jerrah's personal bus. nt

[Auggie]

6. So this monstrosity has to follow him around the country in case of ...

what?

He needs a ride to the airport? A meeting place? A private place to fart?

[madinmaryland]

7. Would you rather he drive himself...

[hughee99]

3. How can a Cowboys fan watch a Cowboys game without tissues or a place to vomit.

Maybe Jones should spend more effort fixing his team's issue than building new stadiums and buses.

[Auggie]

5. LOL

[El Supremo]

8. Not enough TVs!

Sorry, I've been busy working.

[bluedigger]

9. Pretty cool.

I'm not going to hate on the Cowboy's new bus. It's state of the art and swanky, but the old one had over a million miles, so it it will be well used. It serves as a sort of brand ambassador for the team, and gives them a private and secure place to relax and conduct business. It's probably also made in the USA by American workers and an American company.

I'd still rather spend the night with a hooker on meth, than a minute with a Cowboy player, though, if I could get her away from him.

[madinmaryland]

10. Heh...

Though if you want to spend a night with a Patriot player, Belicheck will be video taping all of the video activity in the bedroom.

Why do you think Brady is still with the Patriots. Belicheck has all of the video of Brady...

[bluedigger]

11. Who wouldn't rather watch video of Brady than Romo?

On or off the field.

[madinmaryland]

12. SHIT!

Belicheck has been video taping Romo in the bedroom, also! That explains a lot!!

[bluedigger]

13. He was probably just scouting the other, um, players.

Romo beats himself, after all.

[El Supremo]

14. That's just a disguise

This is his real vehicle: