A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk in to a bar....

[twogunsid]

...the bartender says "Hey the Patriots are in town!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. "or is that the Ravens...?"

[KamaAina]

3. Which would make perfect sense

since Sid is presumably focused on the Preakness.

[Yavin4]

2. A bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites later walk into that bar

...and the bartender says "Hey, here come the Pats fans!"

[hughee99]

4. It's an old joke, when I heard it, they were Yankees fans.

[TZ]

5. So I haven't been here for awhile..

Can I just say reading this group is an excellent study in how fandom and objectivity are total antonyms.

[madinmaryland]

7. "antonyms". Uhmm...

Has my wife hacked your account???

[progressiveinaction]

6. Obviously I know who the murderer is

But is Brady the liar or cheater? And who is the other guy?