MLB opening day THURSDAY!

[True Dough]

March 28. The earliest opening day in the history of Major League Baseball. Thanks global warming?

Mets Nationals 1:05 PM deGrom (0-0) Scherzer (0-0)
Orioles Yankees 1:05 PM Cashner (0-0) Tanaka (0-0)
Cardinals Brewers 2:10 PM Mikolas (0-0) Chacin (0-0)
Braves Phillies 3:05 PM Teheran (0-0) Nola (0-0)
Tigers Blue Jays 3:37 PM Zimmermann (0-0) Stroman (0-0)
Astros Rays 4:00 PM Verlander (0-0) Snell (0-0)
Cubs Rangers 4:05 PM Lester (0-0) Minor (0-0)
Angels Athletics 4:07 PM Cahill (0-0) Fiers (0-1)
Pirates Reds 4:10 PM Taillon (0-0) Castillo (0-0)
Rockies Marlins 4:10 PM Freeland (0-0) Urena (0-0)
Indians Twins 4:10 PM Kluber (0-0) Berrios (0-0)
Giants Padres 4:10 PM Bumgarner (0-0) Lauer (0-0)
D-backs Dodgers 4:10 PM Greinke (0-0) Ryu (0-0)
White Sox Royals 4:15 PM Rodon (0-0) Keller (0-0)
Red Sox Mariners 7:10 PM Sale (0-0) Gonzales (1-0)

[Bleacher Creature]

1. Hallelujah!!!

The offseason feels longer and longer each year, which is crazy because it was abnormally short this time around.

[Auggie]

2. I'll guess they're opening sooner so playoffs don't extend too far into November

But Thursday? Weird.

[Brother Buzz]

3. Did the orange one throw out the first pitch at the Mets Nationals game?

The time Trump landed his helicopter at center field and threw out a first pitch:

[Kingofalldems]

4. He's not allowed here.

He would be booed out of the place anyway.