Boris Becker jailed for 2 1/2 years

[malaise]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61276378
Former Wimbledon champion Boris Becker has been jailed for two and a half years for hiding £2.5m worth of assets and loans to avoid paying debts.

[True Dough]

1. This is what's known as

an unforced error, of the most painful kind!

[underpants]

3. Ouch.

Spot on though.

[malaise]

6. Perfect

although one could argue that there were more than a few unforced errors.
He could have transferred his assets ages ago, but the unwillingness to share his spoils led him here.

[MLAA]

2. Good, FAFO

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. Oops!

Pigs get fat, hogs get stuck! 🐷

[malaise]

8. Playing smart but not being clever

Ah well!

[Harker]

5. Hiding one's net worth is quite a racket. n/t

[malaise]

7. 😀😀You win the thread.

[Harker]

9. I'm still stretching and warming up!

[Bev54]

10. Send a copy of this article to Alex Jones.

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaah

😀😀

[Mosby]

12. He looks like shit. nt.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. Should Alex Jones be worried about this?

Link to tweet

[malaise]

15. See #10

[Brother Buzz]

14. An alternative ending featuring Sonny Terry playing and singing Old Lost John

[malaise]

16. That's some alternative ending