Why, why, why, do guys ALWAYS HAVE TO ADJUST THEIR PRIVATE PARTS!!!!!!

[a kennedy]

Damn it.....every sport I watch with men....lots of them ALWAYS adjust their packages. Why??? Ugh.....tennis, golf, baseball.....why?? Or am I just to aware??? 🤷‍♀️

[chicoescuela]

1. It makes things feel better. Speaking from experience

[RandySF]

2. Things occasionally move out of place.

[anciano]

3. Personal considerations.

[Chipper Chat]

4. Tight, abrasive clothing.

It bugs you till you take care of it.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Try wearing a bra.

[Chipper Chat]

12. DUZY

[msongs]

5. next up, women who adjust their bra straps in public nt

[ZDU]

7. Balls stuck to a leg...

Lucky they don't play sports naked or you might have something else to ponder

[synni]

8. Why are you staring at their private parts?

[Norrrm]

9. Because it's not polite to have someone else help you do it in public.

[True Dough]

14. This would make for an amusing hidden-camera video

"Excuse me sir/ma'am, I suffer from severe arthritis in my hands and I'm unable to adjust my junk. Would you be willing to make a quick shift for me down there?"

[ZDU]

19. Lmfao

[rsdsharp]

10. In many cases it's because they are wearing a cup.

Hard plastic with a rubber or latex edge. They are hot and uncomfortable.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

11. I suspect having to wear a protective cup doesn't help...

Imagine having to wear a hard plastic bra when you’re doing something physically active—only instead of breast tissue, it’s encasing something that can cause pain that drops you like a stone when it gets pinched. Anyone who’s been vigorously poked in the ovary during sex can surely relate to how important it is to protect your ‘nads, and that the protection is not a sure-fire way to protect them when it shifts because you’re playing a physically active game.

They’re clearly not doing it to show off—it’s self preservation. I think it’s okay to grant them a little grace, isn’t it?

[Auggie]

13. Those parts are delicate, okay?

As stated upthread, stuff gets pinched by clothing and moved by activity. Sweat ain't no picnic either.

[True Dough]

15. Speaking of which...

[Auggie]

21. Yep. And then there's this scene from the Sopranos ...

"Sticky"

[sl8]

16. Try this:

1. Hang a sausage and a sack containing a couple of eggs between your legs,
2. Put on a pair of pants,
3. Engage in vigorous physical activity.

I'll bet you need to make a few adjustments.

[BlueTsunami2018]

17. Because they move around and you want them in the right place.

Why does it matter?

[madinmaryland]

18. Best post in the Sports Group in years.

[justaprogressive]

20. Because

they're not wearing kilts!

[Capt. America]

22. Ask Jim Thome.