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Falcon sex hats (Original Post)
shenmue
Feb 2019
OP
Wait, wait! Why do you have to wear it on your head? Can't you put it on a post?
tclambert
Feb 2019
#8
I found out the real answer--the sex hat wearer has to imitate falcon mating calls.
tclambert
Feb 2019
#14
Bob Loblaw
(1,900 posts)1. And what do you do for a living?
I'm a professional f- - khead.
Adsos Letter
(19,459 posts)2. I clicked on this for the headline alone.
Now I have to get one for the coffee table in the living room.
Conversation starter.
keithbvadu2
(36,774 posts)3. Getting some head
Getting some head
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)4. ROFL!
Harker
(14,012 posts)5. That's pretty falcon interesting. n/t
marble falls
(57,077 posts)6. And you put that onto your resume how?
tclambert
(11,085 posts)7. Just how did they figure out this would work?
"This just in: A lady leaving her church in Baltimore had her Sunday hat sexually assaulted by a falcon. A falconer in the congregation said, 'I just had a great idea!'"
tclambert
(11,085 posts)8. Wait, wait! Why do you have to wear it on your head? Can't you put it on a post?
Or on a mannequin? Wearing it during the, um, "collection" process says something about the wearer.
JohnnyRingo
(18,624 posts)12. Captive birds think they're people too.
They develop quite a relationship with their human counterparts. At least in this case.
tclambert
(11,085 posts)14. I found out the real answer--the sex hat wearer has to imitate falcon mating calls.
JohnnyRingo
(18,624 posts)16. caw! caw!... caw!!
"Hey little chickadee, do you cum here often?"
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)9. Do you get hazard pay with that job ?
ornotna
(10,799 posts)10. What a cool story
I'm pretty jizzed about this.
JohnnyRingo
(18,624 posts)11. "Finish that beer and try this hat on"
Aww... it think my bird likes you!
magicarpet
(14,144 posts)13. Here hold my hat,... better yet try it on,... while I finish this beer.
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)15. Awesome
and funny.
snort
(2,334 posts)17. Fuck my hat.