Falcon sex hats

[shenmue]

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[Bob Loblaw]

1. And what do you do for a living?

I'm a professional f- - khead.

[Adsos Letter]

2. I clicked on this for the headline alone.

Now I have to get one for the coffee table in the living room.

Conversation starter.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Getting some head

Getting some head

[BlancheSplanchnik]

4. ROFL!

[Harker]

5. That's pretty falcon interesting. n/t

[marble falls]

6. And you put that onto your resume how?

[tclambert]

7. Just how did they figure out this would work?

"This just in: A lady leaving her church in Baltimore had her Sunday hat sexually assaulted by a falcon. A falconer in the congregation said, 'I just had a great idea!'"

[tclambert]

8. Wait, wait! Why do you have to wear it on your head? Can't you put it on a post?

Or on a mannequin? Wearing it during the, um, "collection" process says something about the wearer.

[JohnnyRingo]

12. Captive birds think they're people too.

They develop quite a relationship with their human counterparts. At least in this case.

[tclambert]

14. I found out the real answer--the sex hat wearer has to imitate falcon mating calls.

[JohnnyRingo]

16. caw! caw!... caw!!

"Hey little chickadee, do you cum here often?"

[Haggis for Breakfast]

9. Do you get hazard pay with that job ?

[ornotna]

10. What a cool story

I'm pretty jizzed about this.

[JohnnyRingo]

11. "Finish that beer and try this hat on"

Aww... it think my bird likes you!

[magicarpet]

13. Here hold my hat,... better yet try it on,... while I finish this beer.

[Solly Mack]

15. Awesome

and funny.

[snort]

17. Fuck my hat.

[Raster]

18. hatfucker