GodMode - PS3 - Demo - Review
I grabbed this one when I got Krieg for BL2. Not a bad download (for playstation network), about 1gig and only two hours to fucking download and install it... Fuckin-A.
This is supposed to be some kind of 'old school' shoot em up. I fire the game up and get a few credits and only one option - Start. So I go with Start. I am then given something going on in the background and some guy saying some shit but at the same time the screen is blocked to get gamma and contrast set... WTF? What is that guy saying... What the fuck am I reading... WTF? OK, no clue what was said but their design not only had me miss that but the gamma and contrast still suck worse then when their fucking guide 'helped' me. OK... I got to pick a level, thats nice... Wait... I'm waiting for other people to vote for a level? What other people? I don't want other people... Fuck the other people... Voting over but I don't know what level won... or which one I voted for because the gamma and contrast are fucked up and it's not letting me fix it yet...
Who the fuck is letting morons make games these days?
Please wait, the game will start in 80 seconds.
80 Seconds... To join with some other assholes I don't know and don't want to play with... With a game I just want to see if I like it or not?
Fuck you GodMode. Playstation button... Quit Game... Delete game... Done.
I won't touch this shit with a ten foot poll. Shit design. Shit programming. Shit testing. Get a fucking clue game makers or I'm going to start getting rough on you with these reviews.
Bottom Line - Don't know, don't care. If the people who made this shit can't be bothered to make a simple UI or write an accurate description of their game then I am not going to bother playing it much less plunking down any cash for it.
