The Bible - TL;DR version

[cleanhippie]

[rock]

1. So he left out all the bullshit

That makes the narrative so neat!

[bvf]

2. Pretty much covers the highlights.

And the magic man doesn't come off as the sharpest knife in the drawer, does he?

[mr blur]

3. This thread is offensive to Muslims and Jews*

Almost the trifecta.

(* seems they're afraid of pigs. Even ones not as erudite as this one) .

[Ligyron]

4. See, that's the thing

Anybody who takes their religion seriously enough to actually study it and read that horrid book? if they are an honest person with a basic grasp of science they come away with serious questions the answers to which are atheist in nature.

That's my story - and I'm sticking to it!