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Cartoonist

(7,579 posts) Sun Jan 17, 2016, 11:14 AM Jan 2016

Sunday Inspiration

God is good, God is great
Leave a dollar in the plate
Say a prayer, make a wish
Put another in the dish
Get forgiveness if you sin
By dropping coins into the tin
Jesus saves, but it's not funny
When all he saves, is all your money

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Sunday Inspiration (Original Post) Cartoonist Jan 2016 OP

Talking to YOU, Vatican........n/t dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #1

I put three bucks in the plate this morning. rug Jan 2016 #3

Lost couplet Cartoonist Jan 2016 #4

One would hope I have time yet. rug Jan 2016 #5

I'll leave my fortune to the RCC Cartoonist Jan 2016 #6

Deal. I'l leave mine to the Foundation. rug Jan 2016 #7

You would lose that bet Cartoonist Jan 2016 #8

Joe Hill did it much better. rug Jan 2016 #2

dixiegrrrrl

(60,175 posts)

1. Talking to YOU, Vatican........n/t

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 12:12 PM

Jan 2016

rug

(82,333 posts)

3. I put three bucks in the plate this morning.

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:16 PM

Jan 2016

Although we use a basket.

Cartoonist

(7,579 posts)

4. Lost couplet

Reply to rug (Reply #3)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:21 PM

Jan 2016

Before you climb into your casket
Leave all your money in the basket

rug

(82,333 posts)

5. One would hope I have time yet.

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:23 PM

Jan 2016

I'm torn between leaving my vast fortune to the Swiss Guard or to the Dawkins Foundation.

Cartoonist

(7,579 posts)

6. I'll leave my fortune to the RCC

Reply to rug (Reply #5)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:29 PM

Jan 2016

Since my fortune is all debt, they can have it.

rug

(82,333 posts)

7. Deal. I'l leave mine to the Foundation.

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #6)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:31 PM

Jan 2016

I bet I have more debt.

Cartoonist

(7,579 posts)

8. You would lose that bet

Reply to rug (Reply #7)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:39 PM

Jan 2016

Even if the dollar amount is greater, I lost a judgment, so I'm an economic fugitive.

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. Joe Hill did it much better.

Reply to Cartoonist (Original post)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 01:15 PM

Jan 2016

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