Creationist: Story of Beowulf is an Eyewitness Account of Humans Interacting with Dinosaurs

[HAB911]

Charles Wolford, a reporter for Louisville Magazine, visited Ark Encounter on its opening day this past July, and his article about the experience is now available online. While most of it is about his day at the attraction and some background on Answers in Genesis — not news to anyone who’s been following this site — there’s one conversation Wolford had with AiG’s director of research Andrew Snelling that is just unbelievable, even for Creationists.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/01/03/creationist-the-story-of-beowulf-is-an-eyewitness-account-of-humans-interacting-with-dinosaurs/

[nil desperandum]

1. Ouch

there's so much stupid on display there it hurts...

[DetlefK]

2. That argument against the theory of gravity is just plain bonkers.

Gravity has never been proven, because gravity is a large object attracted to a smaller object, and it’s never been seen. If gravity existed, a BB and a bowling ball should bump into each other. So you see how guys like Newton get caught in their own lies.”

Dude.

The gravitational constant is measured with a device that EXACTLY consists of a small metal ball being attracted to a bowling-ball-sized metal ball.

[okasha]

4. If gravity doesn't exist,

he should be able to step out a tenth story window quite safely. Perhaps he should try it.

[DetlefK]

6. Would that be "Intelligent Falling"?

[trotsky]

3. LOL! n/t

[Cartoonist]

5. The Flintstones

An eyewitness account of humans having dinosaurs as pets.

[Act_of_Reparation]

7. Some people will read that article and chuckle to themselves, because it's so batshit crazy.

And some of those people laughing to themselves think the Gospels are eyewitness accounts of a bearded superman who could walk on water and raise the dead.