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Good News: Ted Cruz Says Its Okay To Masturbate
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/09/good-news-ted-cruz-says-okay-masturbate/
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Looking moist, Cruz answered:
Consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want in their bedrooms.
Bottom line: The news is good Senator Ted Cruz says its okay to stimulate your genitals.
Read more at http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/09/good-news-ted-cruz-says-okay-masturbate/#k5AHVOKf8oAAbF06.99
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FINALLY!!!
CincyDem
(6,346 posts)MineralMan
(146,282 posts)marylandblue
(12,344 posts)He didn't give an unqualified yes. He said you can do whatever you want in your bedroom. Does that mean it's okay to use them but not to buy them? What am I supposed to use then? Electric cucumbers?
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)In seriousness, IIRC Texas was one of the last states to let go on the whole 'obscene' sex toy/mail order type bans.
MLAA
(17,266 posts)Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)Still need clarification on "accessories"
Heddi
(18,312 posts)by masturbating furiously.
justhanginon
(3,289 posts)Oh, what could have been!
czarjak
(11,266 posts)Oh Anointed One.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Teddy better check with the Church first though:
Persona humana (Declaration on Certain Questions Concerning Sexual Ethics) issued by the Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith on December 29, 1975, confirmed the traditional understanding of masturbation as disordered:
Masturbation is an intrinsically and seriously disordered act ... The deliberate use of the sexual faculty outside normal conjugal relations essentially contradicts the ultimate purpose of the sexual faculty ... For it lacks the sexual relationship called for by the moral order, namely the relationship which realizes "the full sense of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love." (CCC, n. 9)
http://www.catholiceducation.org/en/marriage-and-family/sexuality/masturbation.html
That's more than a little disturbing, how much time do these men spend obsessing about what other people do with their genitals anyway? Isn't masturbation a victimless crime?
Heddi
(18,312 posts)have never had normal conjugal relations because, if they had, they'd understand that there's a MULTITUDE of things that encompass "normal conjugal relations," masturbation before, during, and after the "normal conjugal relations" being one of them.
non-fucking stupid old men.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)and we don't have spermmmmm
trotsky
(49,533 posts)beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)This is why sex toys and birth control are both tools of the devil. If women use them that means we incorrectly believe that our ladyparts can be used for fun and recreation.
*This really shouldn't be necessary but, sadly, it is:
Heddi
(18,312 posts)you know...
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)Wanna bet?
muntrv
(14,505 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,697 posts)who this story developed?
Cuthbert Allgood
(4,909 posts)I'm afraid I'll see his face.
I mean I'll get over that and all, but...still.
MineralMan
(146,282 posts)I will not post my Jack and Jill limerick on this topic.
Sorry...
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)do it?
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)What a bizarre man he is. And he will undoubtedly be re-elected.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)I might not be around for a couple of days.
On a completely unrelated note, anyone know how long one might expect 55 gallons of personal lube to last?
I'm thinking I should get two, right? Maybe? Yeah, two.