The Bible Has Been Rewritten With Rihanna as God and Drag Queens as Disciples, and People Are Pissed

[LostOne4Ever]

The Bible Has Been Rewritten With Rihanna as God and Drag Queens as Disciples, and People Are Pissed


BY TAYLOR HENDERSON @CORNBREADSAYS
SEPTEMBER 17 2017 5:34 PM EDT

Just weeks after becoming the Mayor of Hell, Michigan and banning all heterosexuals from entering the town, comedian Elijah Daniel has now rewritten the holy bible for the gays.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/908800649290170368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pride.com%2Fviral%2F2017%2F9%2F17%2Fbible-has-been-rewritten-rihanna-god-and-drag-queens-disciples-and-people-are-pissed

The EDV (Elijah Daniel Version) translation has a few updates from previous editions; Rihanna is God, she made Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve, and instead of wine, Jesus turns water into mimosas.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/908807134728433664/photo/1

The Holy Bible... but gayer is now available on Amazon in its entirety, and the reviews seem mostly positive so far:

https://mobile.twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/909520342187597824/photo/1

But while some are throwing back their heads in laughter over the updated bible, many others are pissed and don't appreciate the delicious irony of it all.

More at link:

https://www.pride.com/viral/2017/9/17/bible-has-been-rewritten-rihanna-god-and-drag-queens-disciples-and-people-are-pissed?utm_content=inf_17_3168_2&utm_source=se&utm_medium=inf&utm_campaign=SE-INF&tse_id=INF_f9b237409ca611e7aba2ffcf7683ccd7

Cross posted in LGBT group

[nycbos]

1. I love blasphemy.

Towards Judaism

Towards Christianity

Towards Islam

http://www.theonion.com/article/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image-29553


Towards religion in general

[Act_of_Reparation]

2. The Enuma Elis was rewritten with God as Marduk and Noah as Utnapishtim...

...and I don't recall the Sumerians complaining.

[Lordquinton]

3. The only interpretation I'll accept.

[LostOne4Ever]

4. The lack of mimosas is damning!

Lord and Saviour but no mimosas?

GET THE FUCK OUT!

[Lordquinton]

5. The mimosa is a representation of a sunset

Which is a symbol of God's love of some bullcrap like that