The Zeroth Commandment

[MineralMan]

Thou shalt treat all commandments after this commandment as invalid. That guy Moses wrote them. They're bogus. I am the Lord thy God! Now STFU and let me get back to my Canasta game! You humans are on your own. Biggest damned mistake I ever made, I swear.

[NeoGreen]

1. You're poaching on my preserve man...

...not cool bro'

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1218&pid=284583

Null comes/came/will come/has come/has had come before Zeroth, just sayin'.

[MineralMan]

2. Your commandment is part of the null set and is void.

Thus sayeth the Lord!

FOR x = 0 to 10
PRINT Commandment$(x)
NEXT
END

[NeoGreen]

6. There was a blank screen/page before...

...you typed anything.

No egg/chicken quandary here.

Null trumps Zero.

[Major Nikon]

3. Goddammit, the splinter sects are already forming

[NeoGreen]

4. See this MM!...see what you have done! (nt)

[MineralMan]

5. Dude! I'm just passing along what the deep voice in my head

just told me. Don't blame me, dammit!

[Cuthbert Allgood]

7. Zeroth wankers. Splitters!

[Voltaire2]

9. I had splinter sex once. Never again.

[Major Nikon]

10. It's hard to go wrong with medical grade silicone

Different skill set from woodcarving though.

[Major Nikon]

8. The legal department warned me about not releasing the 18th and 19th simultaneously

I hate admitting when the bottom feeders are right.

[guillaumeb]

11. More testimony to my influence.

But is that influence a bad thing or a good thing?