Religion
Related: About this forumIsn't it strange that Jesus is Risen every year?
Yet there hasn't been a second coming?
Walleye
(31,032 posts)Simply, when Jesus comes back to earth, ask him if hes been here before
Omnipresent
(5,720 posts)Never could give him a christian funeral
bucolic_frolic
(43,247 posts)unblock
(52,282 posts)twodogsbarking
(9,783 posts)edhopper
(33,599 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,009 posts)303squadron
(545 posts)Jesus....he's still coming.
niyad
(113,498 posts)3Hotdogs
(12,396 posts)Fullduplexxx
(7,867 posts)KS Toronado
(17,290 posts)when it ends with a question mark, maybe if it ended with a period.
BTW, English was never my best subject.
TeamProg
(6,184 posts)and a Santa Claus.
Even back then I definitely knew that talking snakes, walking on water, giving sight to the blind all seemed like BS.
Im sure that Jesus was a fine person, just not the same guy that religious conservatives claim to follow.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Then you should be worried about your own class or lack thereof before you start pointing fingers.
Just sayin'
Fullduplexxx
(7,867 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)And still you have no explanation as to why you think Christians deserve an additional privilege on that day on top of all the other privileges they get every other day.
chowmama
(413 posts)I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'
I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.
DavidDvorkin
(19,481 posts)Igel
(35,332 posts)Otherwise when you're saying you've had your 30th "birthday" the question has to be, "You came out of your momma's vagina 30 times?"
Personally, you know, once is enough, and, you know, oddly that did *not* count as a "birthday."