Isn't it strange that Jesus is Risen every year?

[LiberalFighter]

Yet there hasn't been a second coming?

[Walleye]

1. I liked the guy who said we could settle this whole religious argument

Simply, when Jesus comes back to earth, ask him if he’s been here before

[Omnipresent]

2. His mother Mary Christ and stepfather Joseph Christ..

Never could give him a christian funeral

[bucolic_frolic]

3. A living testament to branded marketing and social and political control

[unblock]

4. Jesus is risen, but matzoh is not.

[twodogsbarking]

5. If he comes back he will have to live in the cave. Can't afford rent as a part time carpenter.

[edhopper]

6. He is Risen

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[LiberalFighter]

7. Yep

[303squadron]

8. Longest orgasm in history

Jesus....he's still coming.

[niyad]

9. Thank you all for the grins!

[3Hotdogs]

10. But His spirit lives through the works of His followers in Republican legislators.

[Fullduplexxx]

11. Mocking people of faith on Easter... du keeping it klassy

[KS Toronado]

12. Not for sure if it could be considered mocking

when it ends with a question mark, maybe if it ended with a period.
BTW, English was never my best subject.

[TeamProg]

13. Faith. Huh. When I was young I actually believed that there was a tooth fairy

and a Santa Claus.

Even back then I definitely knew that talking snakes, walking on water, giving sight to the blind all seemed like BS.

I’m sure that Jesus was a fine person, just not the same guy that religious conservatives claim to follow.

[Major Nikon]

16. If you think promoting religion on any day is OK, but criticizing it is not

Then you should be worried about your own class or lack thereof before you start pointing fingers.

Just sayin'

[Fullduplexxx]

17. yea i think for one day you could give it a rest

[Major Nikon]

18. You already said that

And still you have no explanation as to why you think Christians deserve an additional privilege on that day on top of all the other privileges they get every other day.

[chowmama]

14. Every time I hear "He is risen"

I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'

I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.

[DavidDvorkin]

15. He is clearly not kosher for Passover.

[Igel]

19. It's an anniversary.

Otherwise when you're saying you've had your 30th "birthday" the question has to be, "You came out of your momma's vagina 30 times?"

Personally, you know, once is enough, and, you know, oddly that did *not* count as a "birthday."