A guy knocked on my door this morning

[HarveyDarkey]

[Skittles]

1. what kills me is even WOMEN fall for it

[BadGimp]

2. I'll have 2 please

1 to crap on

and the other to cover it up with

and NO I am not talking about the Bible.. that would be wrong on so many levels

[longship]

3. Well, it wouldn't be the Book of Mormon he held.

Mormons, like Bobbsie Twins, always come in pairs. Somehow, they still seem to dress like Bobbsie Twins. Wonder why?

[Cleita]

4. That guy is why we have dogs,

who bark and bare their teeth when he shows up at our gate. He never comes any further through the gate.



Too bad we don't have watchdogs to keep those guys from getting on our airwaves and into our government.

[RickFromMN]

8. I have three dogs. They get very excited when they see anyone. Strangers keep their distance.

[Bozita]

5. Make copies of that and pass them out to those folks who knock at your door!

[A Simple Game]

6. Now that I think of it, we haven't had the Jehovah Witnesses stop by lately.

I have noticed that their nearest church (about 20 miles away) now has beer signs in the windows. May have something to do with it.

[Bozita]

7. They dropped by here on Wednesday. Their magazine fits nicely in the recycle bin.

[rug]

9. I didn't know Reddites went door to door.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

10. It needs a second panel with him responding to the door slamming shut

It could show him complaining about the homeowner depriving him of his 1'st amendment rights of freedom to shove his religion down the throats of others.

[Rob H.]

11. I'm lucky to live in an apartment complex...

that has NO SOLICITING signs posted prominently by the entrances. Keeps out all the door-to-door folks.

On a side note, I've seen pairs of Mormon missionaries here in Memphis a lot more frequently lately, as in, it went from not at all to every weekend. It's weird and a potentially huge waste of time and money for the LDS church because Tennessee went to Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum in the GOP primaries, so they're really barking up the wrong tree down here. Anything that siphons funds away from their anti-same-sex-marriage activities is fine by me, though.