‘Enormously insensitive’ to hurt God’s feelings by not using oil

[Why Syzygy]

Put on your stupid repellant for this one.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/30/bryan-fischer-enormously-insensitive-to-hurt-gods-feelings-by-not-using-oil/

"Bryan Fischer, the director of issues analysis of the conservative fundamentalist American Family Association, on Thursday told a so-called “expert” who denies climate change that not using God’s fossil fuels would be like “crushing” someone’s feelings by rejecting their birthday present.

The Cornwall Alliance’s Calvin Beisner, who has previously said that believing in climate change “is an insult to God,” explained on Thursday that the Bible said it was also very rude to not use oil, coal and natural gas."



What about us Sun worshipers? Dear old Sol feels hurt every time you put gas in your vehicle!

[PoliticAverse]

1. Same as not using hemp ? n/t

[struggle4progress]

2. "I talk a lot about God, but my real religion is Exxon!"

[Why Syzygy]

7. .

[Suich]

3. My brain will NOT let me believe that these nitwits

truly believe what they are saying!

Say it ain't so!

[Why Syzygy]

8. Nope

I don't doubt it for a nano. Don't you realize how important these two idiots are to Gawd? They're all speshul to the big guy!

[rug]

4. The Gospel according to Exxon.

http://www.cornwallalliance.org/articles/read/an-evangelical-declaration-on-global-warming/

I'm flabbergasted that so few easily realize how the ruling classes attempt to use religion for their own purposes, age after age.

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. Wow - I've rarely seen such a dishonestly named enterprise

A more appropriate name would be 'Ministew' - and just as Minipax was in charge of waging war, the Ministry of Stewardship is a leading advocate for pollution. Despite their claim to be interested in some form of 'stewardship', such as fighting malaria, literally the only things they've said in their past 4 years of press releases is that global warming doesn't exist, pollution controls are expensive and thus unbiblical and wrong, and saving lives can't be called 'pro-life', because that phrase has been copyrighted by politicians who are against abortion, and some of them are also pro-pollution.

Seriously, I think the Koch brothers (whom I'd suspect of bankrolling that 'Cornwall' crap) are publicly more 'pro-environment' than those guys.

But, yeah, anyone signing up to that is more in favour of Exxon than Jesus.

[dimbear]

5. My friends, understand the true meaning of the Parable of the Foolish Virgins:

TANK UP!!!

[Angry Dragon]

6. I wonder how his god feels about Fischer not using his brain??

[mindwalker_i]

9. The correct response to something like that is

Sir, that came from your ass. It came directly from your ass, it did not pass go, it did not collect $200.

[Phillip McCleod]

10. not an insult to god

'hey god, you are one heartless nonexistent tool for stupefying rubes'.

now that's an insult to god.

[cbayer]

12. That is some of the most twisted logic I have heard.

The AFA doesn't have a shred of credibility at this point.