Did TACO Have a Medical Device Implanted?

[Deep State Witch]

Sharp-eyed viewers apparently picked up on some kind of square device under TACO's jacket today.

[Blue Owl]

1. A colostomy bag that doubles as a MAGA feedbag?

[GreenWave]

2. Once again the wit and witticism of Blue Owl comes to the forefront!

[Blue Owl]

6. Oh stop it

I’m just one among the many here on DU — and if I may take this opportunity to shout out my props and love to all my fellow DU’ers who make this place such a great and unique gathering site on the interwebs, I hope I am not alone in saying that this forum keeps my hope and faith for American democracy alive!

LONG LIVE DU!

[SheltieLover]

4. Hahaha!

Magats do love excrement!

[SheltieLover]

3. Libby did a segment on this, too!

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And Denise's 2 readings today were the most promising yet!

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1st 2 cards: world & DEATH.

Enjoy!

[SheltieLover]

5. From a cursory review of credible med sites,

I don't think it was an LAVD as at his age, he likely would've remained in ICU for 2-3 weeks, with 2-3 mos of rehab needed.

Pacemaker maybe?

[in2herbs]

7. I agree, Nevertheless the American public should be told! How else can we prepare and

attend pre-parties for his funeral???

[SheltieLover]

9. Oh, I couldn't agree more!

Keep a bottle of bubbly in the fridge!

[multigraincracker]

8. Just hand him a powerful magnet.

Lights out.
Most who have a pace maker also suffer from A-fib too. Life expectancy is about 5 years.
Could explain the bruising on his hands because he’d be on strong blood thinners.

[SheltieLover]

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