I predict Contact within the next 5 months

[itsrobert]

that is all.

Mark this post. It will be famous.

[Summer Hathaway]

1. K

Marking.



You're on.

[MrMickeysMom]

2. Will they hold to the "prime directive"?

I mean, I figure I ought to ask you on this famous thread to get it on the record, after all...

[thelordofhell]

16. Math fail

[CoffeeCat]

18. I'll bid ZERO, Bob...

Me so sneaky!

What's this thread about anyway?

What did I just bid on?

[sellitman]

4. Will they be called.......

Robert?

[WCGreen]

26. Probably Paul...

[TlalocW]

5. The Severe Cold and Flu Non-Drowsy Medicine?

What about it?

TlalocW

[TlalocW]

7. If you want to be anal about it, yes

TlalocW

[Speck Tater]

8. Nah.

They're just here to collect specimens for their zoos back home. They may be busier than usual in the few years leading up to final global warming and extinction of all life on the planet, but they won't bother to make contact.

Although I can imagine they might wait till after we've destroyed the planet and then use their advanced geoengineering to fix it up for themselves as a vacation spot. It would be a darn shame to see Disneyland go to waste.

[AverageJoe90]

43. Extinctin of ALL life? You're kidding, right? nt

[ThoughtCriminal]

10. Earth months? - nt

[Pab Sungenis]

24. Maybe it's five business months.

(For those of you not around to remember "Fitzmas," ask an old timer.)

[MANative]

28. OMG - Remember only too well!

The speculation, the hype, the letdown! Oi!

[MuseRider]

32. lol

What a mess that was!

[haydukelives]

11. I hope

they pee gasoline

[aletier_v]

12. And I predict Romney will be our ambassador

He's a natural fit.

[tk2kewl]

25. It will be revealed that he and just about everyone left in his part ARE the aliens

nt

[shraby]

13. Let's see....5 months will take us into February of 2013, February 23 would be 5 months

exactly. Within 5 months could be Jan. 20, 2013....I'll try to be a little more specific for you..contact on inauguration day. Yup!

[Voice for Peace]

27. aha.

[Marie Marie]

14. Ruh-roh! Anal Probes...

I hope Santorum is first.

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

30. In that case anal probes and sweater vests for all.

[Cherchez la Femme]

45. Vitter is already first in line

[Warpy]

15. If there is contact the way you're thinking

we will never hear about it. They don't want to queer the sweet deal they have using earth-centric religions to control the masses.

Not only that, but communication will likely be impossible. They're very unlikely to be bipedal apes who communicate with sound waves in the same frequency.

[Permanut]

17. Too late..

Emperor Klaktu of Rigel IV will not be pleased with your ill-informed speculation. Now, if we could just get the frequency from Kenneth...

[CoffeeCat]

19. I'm ready...

I'll Stay clear of basements and head for brownstones in Boston (I learned that from War of the Words, Tom Cruise version).

I won't go into the subway or high-rise buildings (I learned that from Cloverfield).

I will quickly remove any alien that attaches itself to my face (I learned that from Alien, Aliens and Aliens3).

I will always have Reese's Pieces with me (Great tip from ET: The Extraterrestrial)

I will avoid Los Angeles (Thank you, Battle Los Angeles)

I will listen to Wilford Brimley (Excellent info gleaned from Cocoon)

What the hell? (Learned that from Prometheus)

I'll smoke if I got 'em (Spaceballs)

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

20. Funny, an email with this link came today (says they have already made contact):

[Confusious]

44. Ugh, like fingernails on a chalkboard.

My personal opinion?

If they're here, they're not the smartest beings in the universe.

If they aren't, they are.

Why put yourself in the middle of all this? That would be the hieght of stupidity.

These folks are waiting for the rapture, by a different name and vehicle.

[Electric Monk]

21. Creative Speculation

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1135

Mark my reply, it'll be famous

[littlemissmartypants]

22. Is this the creative spec or the science group or

has the dementia finally got me in a stranglehold cut off my air supply and dragged me off some where....and left me where only "they" can find me?

[truebluegreen]

23. Maybe they'll arrive on Dec 21, 2012...

[Jessy169]

29. You must mean "publicized and verified contact"

versus all the speculative and unproven claims, among them:

1) alien abductions
2) daily videos of ufo's
3) documented proof of bigfoot
4) actual photos of Lockness monster
3) xrays of Romney's beating heart

All joking aside, I don't know about the next 5 months or how you come up with that number, but I am pretty sure that there have been ongoing contacts between "aliens" and humans for some time. Hopefully, they'll teach us cold fusion technologies and how to innoculate people against stupidity and hatred.

[joe1991]

31. I have had contact with strange beings

You may know them by their "conservative" moniker.

I would have preferred to be anally probed by little green men.

[LongTomH]

37. +1000

Anal probes any day!

[littlemissmartypants]

46. .

[Phoonzang]

33. You didn't say what kind of Contact.

For all we know you could mean a reboot of the show 321 Contact.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

34. or maybe they'll release the movie Contact

again, but this time it might actually follow the course of the book...

nah, aliens are more likely.

sP

[tinrobot]

35. I seriously hope you are correct.

The idea seems to run against the odds, but contact would unite the human race like no other event in history.

For that reason alone, I hope it happens sooner rather than later. We need some uniting right now...

[Thor_MN]

36. It's a Cookbook!!!!

[AllenVanAllen]

38. Well, as long as they don't decide to annihilate us before

I've had a chance to see all three 'The Hobbit' movies, I'm cool with it.

[Ganja Ninja]

39. I'll be waiting in my purple track suit and tennis shoes.

[LunaSea]

40. Suppose they're republican...

[chknltl]

41. Before or after the Superbowl?