Sociologists really are Psychologists.
Psychologists really are Biologists.
Biologists really are Chemists.
Chemists really are Physicists.
Physicists really are Mathematicians
Mathematicians really are Logicians
Logicians really are Philosophers
Philosophers really are Creative Writers
Creative Writers really are Sociologists
...a mathematician really wants to be an artist.
Not sure where it goes from there.
Looks like turtles all the way down to me.