"Every time a man touches your nipples, Jesus sets fire to a school bus"

[A HERETIC I AM]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion

Sorry if this has been posted before. I just had a bloody good giggle and had to share it!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. thanks. that is a hoot.

Pity it hits home too often for much of Amerikkka.

[Turbineguy]

2. .

Nurny-nurny.

[Warpy]

3. I love the Oatmeal

Their writers get it right more often than anyone else does.

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. According to the sites "About" page....

It's one guy - Matthew Inman

But he does indeed, get it right very often.

Submitted for your amusement;

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/senior_year

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Erections are actually Satan's "boner demons"

sadly, I think some people really believe this.

[Behind the Aegis]

7. I can excorcise boner demons!

[Warren DeMontague]

8. I bet that depends

On the boner.

[Behind the Aegis]

10. I am an exorcist, not a miracle worker!

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Dammit, Jim!

[Curmudgeoness]

9. I wish I would have come up with that one!

[awoke_in_2003]

12. You can exercise them, too...

[Behind the Aegis]

6. How many small, peaceful villages have I destroyed?!

As for the last one, were that true, Nickleback albums would be coming out every minute.

[JNelson6563]

13. lolz

[AtheistCrusader]

14. All hail Dark Lord FireApe