Atheists & Agnostics

cleanhippie

(19,705 posts) Fri Mar 28, 2014, 03:54 PM Mar 2014

Anyone Here Know How To Pray?

Saw this in my FB feed this am and had to share.

As the storm raged, the Captain knew his ship was sinking fast.

He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

One man called out, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray!"

"Good," said the Captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."

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Anyone Here Know How To Pray? (Original Post) cleanhippie Mar 2014 OP

Tip of the hat for that LostOne4Ever Mar 2014 #1

I laughed Ron Obvious Mar 2014 #2

And off to the Greatest page to be flamed Warpy Mar 2014 #3

Oh, that's very bad. trotsky Mar 2014 #4

Praying IRL is the same. Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #5

The Facebook Group was praying for you, you know Heddi Mar 2014 #6

It's on my to-do list. cleanhippie Mar 2014 #11

Shall we pray harder? Cause I'm administrator so I can kick anyone out who doesn't pray right Heddi Mar 2014 #13

Good one. Ro-oh. Curmudgeoness Mar 2014 #7

laughing so hard, I almost peed Heather MC Mar 2014 #8

To Howard. wyldwolf Mar 2014 #9

And sadly, nothing fails like prayer. TxDemChem Mar 2014 #10

Rec! progressoid Mar 2014 #12

God no. Iggo Mar 2014 #14

LostOne4Ever

(9,290 posts)

1. Tip of the hat for that

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 04:13 PM

Mar 2014

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

2. I laughed

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 05:11 PM

Mar 2014

Warpy

(111,394 posts)

3. And off to the Greatest page to be flamed

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 05:15 PM

Mar 2014

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

4. Oh, that's very bad.

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 05:23 PM

Mar 2014

And very, very good.

Vashta Nerada

(3,922 posts)

5. Praying IRL is the same.

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 06:31 PM

Mar 2014

Might as well do nothing. It's the same thing.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)

6. The Facebook Group was praying for you, you know

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Mar 28, 2014, 06:44 PM

Mar 2014

since you were having trouble with The Facebook earlier this week. We held virtual hands and had virtual prayers for you. I think it was something like 'Dear God, Please let CH get his shit together so he can join our group. amen."