If God Is Your Co-pilot...

[cleanhippie]

[temporary311]

1. This is what happens

when you let someone who can turn water into booze drive.

[Goblinmonger]

2. Reminds me of lyrics to a song I haven't thought about for a bit

"I know you can walk on the water. but can you walk on this much beer?"

Love this song (and Biafra and Nixon). Thanks for making me think of it!

[EvolveOrConvolve]

3. Maybe they can tow it home with the jesus christ trailer

[Arugula Latte]

4. Jesus took the wheel ... Unfortunately he's from ancient Judea and can't drive worth shit.

[mr blur]

5. He's not much bloody use at anything but genocide.

Oh, and being adored. And jealous, of course, there's that.

[Warren Stupidity]

6. Dog is my copilot.

Or she was until she off and croaked. We'd go to starbucks every sunday and she'd get a muffin. She really loved that ride.

[JNelson6563]

7. You guys are hilarious!

[deucemagnet]

8. Note to self: Do not hire a co-pilot who works in mysterious ways. n/t

[cleanhippie]

9. Or one that uses "other ways of knowing" how to drive a car.

[mr blur]

10. Be fair, the last time he was in control of anything like that,

it had a donkey tied to the front.