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Thu Jul 31, 2014, 07:52 PM

If God Is Your Co-pilot...

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Reply If God Is Your Co-pilot... (Original post)
cleanhippie Jul 2014 OP
temporary311 Jul 2014 #1
Goblinmonger Jul 2014 #2
EvolveOrConvolve Jul 2014 #3
Arugula Latte Aug 2014 #4
mr blur Aug 2014 #5
Warren Stupidity Aug 2014 #6
JNelson6563 Aug 2014 #7
deucemagnet Aug 2014 #8
cleanhippie Aug 2014 #9
mr blur Aug 2014 #10

Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 07:57 PM

1. This is what happens

when you let someone who can turn water into booze drive.

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Response to temporary311 (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 08:10 PM

2. Reminds me of lyrics to a song I haven't thought about for a bit

 

"I know you can walk on the water. but can you walk on this much beer?"



Love this song (and Biafra and Nixon). Thanks for making me think of it!

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Thu Jul 31, 2014, 08:12 PM

3. Maybe they can tow it home with the jesus christ trailer

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 12:56 AM

4. Jesus took the wheel ... Unfortunately he's from ancient Judea and can't drive worth shit.

 

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 06:39 AM

5. He's not much bloody use at anything but genocide.

 

Oh, and being adored. And jealous, of course, there's that.

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 07:39 AM

6. Dog is my copilot.

 

Or she was until she off and croaked. We'd go to starbucks every sunday and she'd get a muffin. She really loved that ride.

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 11:17 AM

7. You guys are hilarious!

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 12:44 PM

8. Note to self: Do not hire a co-pilot who works in mysterious ways. n/t

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Response to deucemagnet (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 01:38 PM

9. Or one that uses "other ways of knowing" how to drive a car.

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Response to cleanhippie (Original post)

Fri Aug 1, 2014, 02:41 PM

10. Be fair, the last time he was in control of anything like that,

 

it had a donkey tied to the front.

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