The Bible has strict standards on heterosexuality (toon)

[DetlefK]

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[IdaBriggs]

1. Oh, my!!!

We need a George Takei icon.

[mr blur]

2. Here you go!:

[dickthegrouch]

3. Interesting hand waving happens afterwards too

Adam (M) + Eve (F) = Cain (M) + Abel (M)

who 'begat' whom to create any more (F)s ?

Original "sin" had nothing to do with apples!

[AlbertCat]

4. Doesn't Seth's wife just...... show up?

(Seth.... is a name I've always liked, I must admit)

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. The first mention of a woman other than Eve....

Genesis 4:17;

"And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch"

In 4:16 it is said Cain moved to the Land of Nod, East of Eden and that's where he "knew" his wife.

Seems strange he would then build a city if there were only 5 people on the whole planet!

Ask that question to any bible literalist - "Where did the second woman come from, if Adam and Eve were the first humans?"

They simply can not answer, because the King James Version gives no further explanation.

Which means it is all a bullshit story, but don't tell Ken Ham!

[Curmudgeoness]

6. That's hilarious.

That is one way to show those gays how wrong they are.....and make a real fool of literalists. Good one.