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onager

(9,356 posts) Wed Sep 10, 2014, 11:23 AM Sep 2014

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Mark Driscoll: Women Are Penis Homes

And all your penises are belong to Gawd:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2014/09/pastor-mark-driscoll-called-women-penis-homes.html

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Mark Driscoll: Women Are Penis Homes (Original Post) onager Sep 2014 OP

What kind of thundering moron would read this drivel and agree with it? AtheistCrusader Sep 2014 #1

We've been sternly told many times now that cherry-picking is just fine. trotsky Sep 2014 #10

If you think about it, it's also back-handed homophobia. AtheistCrusader Sep 2014 #11

Worse than medieval. JNelson6563 Sep 2014 #2

Comments section is worth a look-see though. AtheistCrusader Sep 2014 #5

Goddam. Why didn't I recognize that biological and philosophical truth? Hoppy Sep 2014 #3

Yes, dumbass, it's sarcasm. Hoppy Sep 2014 #4

Am I missing something? Does no one see... TreasonousBastard Sep 2014 #6

Penis on loan from God? Not remotely amusing.* LiberalAndProud Sep 2014 #7

That's when you say "buddy, your credit rating must suck" Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #15

Ah yes, the ol' phallus palace... Blue Owl Sep 2014 #8

LOL n/t trotsky Sep 2014 #9

TAB A SLOT B AMIRITE?! AtheistCrusader Sep 2014 #12

I think I used to go rollerskating at the phallus palace in the early 80s Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #14

You sure he wasn't just talking to someone, and referring to them as "homes"? Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #13

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months. Warren DeMontague Sep 2014 #16

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

1. What kind of thundering moron would read this drivel and agree with it?

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 12:14 PM

Sep 2014

I am genuinely boggled at the prospect.

His target audience is fucking stupid. Like 'Who ties your shoes for you?' levels of fucking idiot.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

10. We've been sternly told many times now that cherry-picking is just fine.

Reply to AtheistCrusader (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 04:16 PM

Sep 2014

And if you just pick out the misogynistic parts of the bible, it's easy to formulate horseshit like this.

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

11. If you think about it, it's also back-handed homophobia.

Reply to trotsky (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 04:40 PM

Sep 2014

Implying that same sex couples of either gender are missing out on something.

JNelson6563

(28,151 posts)

2. Worse than medieval.

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 12:17 PM

Sep 2014

Madness.

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

5. Comments section is worth a look-see though.

Reply to JNelson6563 (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 12:23 PM

Sep 2014

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

3. Goddam. Why didn't I recognize that biological and philosophical truth?

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 12:21 PM

Sep 2014

I could'a been a millionaire, too.

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

4. Yes, dumbass, it's sarcasm.

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 12:22 PM

Sep 2014

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

6. Am I missing something? Does no one see...

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 01:13 PM

Sep 2014

the humor in this?

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)

7. Penis on loan from God? Not remotely amusing.*

Reply to TreasonousBastard (Reply #6)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 01:52 PM

Sep 2014

Also, isn't that Rush Limbaugh's motto? Plagiarism again, Hmmmm?

[font size="1"]*Full Definition of SARDONIC
: disdainfully or skeptically humorous : derisively mocking[/font]

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

15. That's when you say "buddy, your credit rating must suck"

Reply to LiberalAndProud (Reply #7)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 11:13 PM

Sep 2014

not much of a loan.

Blue Owl

(50,347 posts)

8. Ah yes, the ol' phallus palace...

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 03:55 PM

Sep 2014

trotsky

(49,533 posts)

9. LOL n/t

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 04:15 PM

Sep 2014

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

12. TAB A SLOT B AMIRITE?!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 05:59 PM

Sep 2014

Ugh.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

14. I think I used to go rollerskating at the phallus palace in the early 80s

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 11:12 PM

Sep 2014

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

13. You sure he wasn't just talking to someone, and referring to them as "homes"?

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 11:11 PM

Sep 2014

like, what's up, ese?

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

16. This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read in months.

Reply to onager (Original post)

Wed Sep 10, 2014, 11:15 PM

Sep 2014

"Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home. But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not."

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