I think it's time to return to handing out rubber chickens

[Goblinmonger]

Wasn't this the picture we used back in the day? (Yes, I'm mentally taking a stroll down memory lane) BMUS? Gellibeans? onager? trotsky? Some of you other oldies?

[Gelliebeans]

1. Lmao

[LiberalAndProud]

2. How do you earn a rubber chicken?

also ... ow. my eyes.

[Goblinmonger]

3. Just for being a member

of the evil atheist cabal.

[LiberalAndProud]

6. Is there an initiation ceremony?

Or does looking at that rubber chicken pic suffice? (no. no thanks. not again. I saw it already. Really, thanks but no.)



Hey! Look what I found!

[onager]

15. Nope, no initiation. Just...join us...

[LiberalAndProud]

16. Thanks! I'd love to.

[beam me up scottie]

4. Yes. Rubber chickens, decoder rings, super secret rulebook, all of it.

I went waltzing down that lane yesterday in Evoman's thread, remember his plays?

I have yet to find another group on DU whose members are as close as ours. The humour is best of all, though, not a single day goes by without an A/Aer posting some lol funny observation.

[Gelliebeans]

5. Yes I do remember the plays

Good fun!
That is why I came back here...one of the few places to call home.

[Lordquinton]

7. Rubber Chickens?

[Gelliebeans]

14. Lol that's cute

[onager]

8. EAC! EAC! Tanks for the memories!!!

Rubber chickens, decoder rings, anti-rapture helmets...

I first ran across all these things when I joined the EAC - Evil Atheist Conspiracy. MANY years ago!

Here's a primer for you newer atheists.

REMEMBER THE RICHARD DAWKINS MACHETE MASSACRE OF !984!!!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Atheist_Conspiracy

[Gelliebeans]

10. Lol n/t

[LiberalAndProud]

13. Thank you.

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The very best line was "THERE IS NO GOD, and Richard Dawkins is his prophet!

Perfect.

[beam me up scottie]

9. More rubber chicken memories!

Could someone lend me the Big Book of Atheist Doctrine?

My favourite posts:

progressoid (1000+ posts)

13. I was thinking of getting the pocket version for traveling.
Often, I travel through small towns with woefully unprotected churches. And I can never get my vandalisms right. You know, like who gets the bag of flaming feces and who gets the spray painted 666.

Sheesh, I'm so scatterbrained sometimes.

orleans (1000+ posts)

20. You can borrow mine

I have two copies. one is a miniature version written on the head of a pin and the other is on the back of a match book. I'm gonna keep the match book because it also says if i can draw Sparky then i will qualify for two free art lessons and a guest pass to the local atheist coffee house where we talk about overthrowing the christian religion, listen to recordings of waves and crickets, and plan various activities such as bible burnings while we sit at small alter-like tables (just for the sake of being sacrilegious)

So...what do you do when you're not oppressing Christians?

gollygee

10. Yes, me too - I promote Recreational Abortions
I'm thinking of starting a Recreational Abortion (RA) Clinic. Women can come in groups and have special RA parties for birthdays, wedding showers . . . probably not baby showers though.

progressoid

19. I eat lots of re-fried beans, egg salad and cheap beer
then attend the church I want to offend the most...my bowels move in mysterious ways.

On off days, I change the words on their church signs to Carl Sagan quotes.

*friendly heads up to the perverts peeking in the window: the reason why your alert function isn't working is because these threads are ancient history

[Curmudgeoness]

17. Hilarious.

I am only sorry that I wasn't around at the time.

[trotsky]

11. Hahaha, I do remember that pic.

And the rubber chicken days. Ah, memories.

[NeoGreen]

12. Can't we play, Spot the Looney...

...instead?

Is it...

Contestant #1 -



Contestant #2


or Contestant(s) #3



And the winner is....


(this could be fun to play too)

[Curmudgeoness]

18. OMG, #3 got me to giggling

so much and I can't stop. STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!