"Starbucks Using Sodomites' Semen In Lattes"

[EvolveOrConvolve]

Yep, that's the actual title of this little gem of a video I came across. Watch it and tell me that this guy isn't just OOZING christian love.

[RussBLib]

1. the article was a fake

...but, hey, a man of GAWD said it was true! So who you gonna believe!?! A man of GAWD!! or some silly site called a Snopes or Snoopes or whatever the devil calls it!!

Even the story the fool put up on the screen said the story was fake, but a man of GAWD would not DARE mislead anyone, would he? That's the DEVIL'S job!!

[Curmudgeoness]

2. So bizarre.

I didn't get the cartoon posted earlier about this, but now I see where it started. Good Lord!

[onager]

3. One a them damn Canucks mighta started this...

Heather Mallick, Canadian journalist, describing her interview with Bill O'Reilly in 2004:

And then he asked me if I was a socialist, and I said, "Certainly," and it was as if I'd said I like donkey semen in my latte instead of milk...

It was like talking to a manic child who had eaten 800 cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast. He kept interrupting, so that no point could be made that could win a reply, much less a reasoned response — not so much a gabble of sound bites as a howling from Bedlam.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1508779

(The original article in the Globe & Mail is long dead, but I found the article in an old DU thread.)