I just can't go on battling any longer, I'm leaving this group. I need to...heal

[mr blur]

I'm back!


Fighting ignorance from the shadows is just too lonely.




[p style= text-align:center;color:#005ebc;](note for jury: this is a joke, posted in a safe haven, between like-minded people, all adults. Please consider that anyone alerting on this was likely looking for something to be 'offended' by).

[Curmudgeoness]

1. You had me so worried for a minute.

You are so important to this group, we would really miss you.

[Heddi]

2. Don't go, Mr. Blur!

Oh wait. You're back. Phew. That was a HORRIBLE 8 seconds.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

3. And you came back _just in time!

[edgineered]

4. It's a miracle!

Oh wait, that was someone else...

[bvf]

5. Don't ever do that! n/t.

The whole "made you look" thing, I mean.

Fight on!

[Warren Stupidity]

6. Stan Down Msita Brlu! Stan Don SIr!

Thsi si yur slat warning!

[Heddi]

8. wow just wow

Wow

[LiberalAndProud]

7. What'll I do

What'll I do
When you are far away
And I am blue
What'll I do

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/welcomebackkotterlyrics.htmL

[cleanhippie]

9. Next time you need to wait for everyone to give you faux sympathy to make you feel better

about yourself.

THEN you come back.

[mr blur]

10. You may think that but so maybe I don't think what but if rude!

I'm not talking to you anymore. This is it!


The end.


No more.


That's my final word.


No really, it is!


Goodnight.



I mean it.



Well, it might not be night where you are but now you're just splitting hairs.


Typical of your sort.


And by "sort" I don't mean anything like what an atheist would say.



Goodnight.



No, goodnight!



...no.... you hang up first...

[cleanhippie]

11. It doesn't work that way. You have to split all that up into 12 separate replies

Come on now, get with the program.

[mr blur]

12. What, and waste everybody's time?

What do you think I am, a Christian?

[Warren Stupidity]

13. I ar wraning you to san dwon.

This is ury last wraning.

[onager]

14. Welcome back! Quickest flounce/deflounce ever...

[mr blur]

15. Well it was a close-run thing

and, anyway, I have no life offline. Or friends.