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Nothing confirms atheism to me more than correcting student essay papers. (Original Post) ZombieHorde Feb 2012 OP
One of my jobs going through nursing school Warpy Feb 2012 #1
I don't get what you mean Sanity Claws Feb 2012 #2
It's a joke based on my frustration. ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #3
Thanks for letting me know it was a joke Sanity Claws Feb 2012 #4
On a completely different note, I swear, darkstar3 Feb 2012 #5
Holy shit, that would be hilarious. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #6
two things: Soylent Brice Feb 2012 #7
I love your UFO and Dawn of the Dead. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #10
While on the subject of sig lines... laconicsax Feb 2012 #12
LOL! No. That is not where it takes me. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #13
Me too. 4chan. nt amyrose2712 Feb 2012 #14
This is the link... ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #15
Weird, still takes me here... amyrose2712 Feb 2012 #16
Maybe one has be to signed in to see it? amyrose2712 Feb 2012 #17
I am not a member of 4chan, so I doubt one needs to be signed up for anything. ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #18
thanks! Soylent Brice Feb 2012 #21
Last semester, I had enlightenment Feb 2012 #8
Holy shit. That sounds terrible. nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #9
Oh - you know how it works. enlightenment Feb 2012 #11
Got one for you..... Stuckinthebush Feb 2012 #19
Jesus Christ! WTF!? nt ZombieHorde Feb 2012 #20
Well, you never know what impact your wisdom may be having. iris27 Mar 2012 #22

Sanity Claws

(21,850 posts)
2. I don't get what you mean
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 06:47 PM
Feb 2012

I assume that the papers were not well written or not well thought out. How does that confirm atheism? I just don't see the connection between poor students and either religion or atheism.

My experience is that poor students come in lots of flavors.

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)
3. It's a joke based on my frustration.
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 06:58 PM
Feb 2012

There is no real connection between student papers and the existence of any god.

Sanity Claws

(21,850 posts)
4. Thanks for letting me know it was a joke
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 07:00 PM
Feb 2012

I don't frequent this group often and probably don't get the inside jokes.

darkstar3

(8,763 posts)
5. On a completely different note, I swear,
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 09:33 PM
Feb 2012

one of these days I'm going to make a gif of a shadow figure wearing a sombrero buggering a shadow dude with a shiny halo. I'm going to upload it, and every time I want to use the phrase "Jesus fucking Christ!" I'm going to link to it.

But then I'd have to get better at making shadow figures...

Soylent Brice

(8,308 posts)
7. two things:
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 11:17 PM
Feb 2012

1. you so totally should have.
2. i love that you have that universe scale link in your sig. i must've watched that a dozen times now. showed my oldest daughter this weekend. she was utterly fascinated. we watch every "scale of the universe" vid we can find on the internet. this one was by far the most fascinating.

 

laconicsax

(14,860 posts)
12. While on the subject of sig lines...
Wed Feb 15, 2012, 02:43 AM
Feb 2012

The link in your sig takes me to a 4chan 404 page...that isn't what it's supposed to be, right?

ZombieHorde

(29,047 posts)
18. I am not a member of 4chan, so I doubt one needs to be signed up for anything.
Wed Feb 15, 2012, 03:40 PM
Feb 2012

I don't know the problem. Brice seemed to handle the link just fine. Maybe I should ask others to try it.

enlightenment

(8,830 posts)
8. Last semester, I had
Tue Feb 14, 2012, 11:43 PM
Feb 2012

a very fundamentalist Christian female in my class (European history). She was also a young Republican (or that ilk). Every other discussion post (online class) was a diatribe based on either - or both - of her pet issues. Nothing seemed to stop her; I could only slow her down on occasion. She never went over the line and always managed to answer the questions posed; she was savvy enough to avoid just enough contention that I couldn't justify tossing her out of the class. Her papers were nightmares of illogic and paranoia.

It was a long semester.

This semester, I have a very in-your-face, abrasive Jewish female in the class (same course). After the second chapter readings, which examined - among other things - the rise of religion in the Middle East, she wrote me a four page long rant accusing the textbook author of anti-Semitism. She offered up no less than six examples of how he was wrong. She was incorrect in five of the six cases. She finished her rant with the following line: "So, dude or dudette . . . excuse me, PROFESSOR dudette . . ."

It took me an hour to dislodge my eyebrows from my hairline. Only because I have decided to make her term as nightmarish as she will undoubtedly make mine is she still in my class.

My colleagues suggest that next semester I'll have a fanatically devout Muslim, and a repeat of the last two terms.

If nothing else, teaching confirms my atheism.

enlightenment

(8,830 posts)
11. Oh - you know how it works.
Wed Feb 15, 2012, 02:06 AM
Feb 2012

You either laugh, cry, or tear out your hair.

I choose to laugh - if for no other reason than because crying makes my nose stuffy and it hurts too much to tear out my hair!

Stuckinthebush

(10,847 posts)
19. Got one for you.....
Wed Feb 15, 2012, 05:11 PM
Feb 2012

A few semesters ago in my qualitative research class I was discussing interpretivism and multiple social realities with my doctoral level students. After my lecture one of my students said, "Well there is only one reality I know and it is the Lord Jesus Christ. That's all there is."

I actually did a face palm and the rest of the class started cracking up. I didn't mean to be so blantantly rude to the guy but, Jeebus! Way to NOT get postmodern thought, pal.

iris27

(1,951 posts)
22. Well, you never know what impact your wisdom may be having.
Sun Mar 4, 2012, 01:21 AM
Mar 2012

I can think of a couple specific teachers who probably wept for humanity as a direct result of things I said as an 18/19-year-old fundamentalist idiot. But my idiocy was ramped up to 11 because they were challenging things I had never bothered to question before. I've honestly thought before about writing them an apology/thank-you, if I could find their contact info on my alma mater's site.

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