OMG, I can't breathe.

[progressoid]

Honestly, I don't care if its real or fake. Its just hilariously wrong on so many levels. I had to pause this a couple times to catch my breath.

Also, NSFW Language.

[Ohio Dem]

1. Oh, wow.

I don't have the words.

[progressoid]

10. Pastor Jim and Mary Sue have plenty of words.

They're just all sorts of wrong.

[Warpy]

2. It's like a train wreck, you're appalled but just can't tear your eyes away

I give them points for writing something that scans, at least, and for the good diction to make it understandable.

[progressoid]

9. And let's not forget the outstanding special effects.

Guy fumbling with the smoke machine deserves props.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. I cannot forgive the Notorious Big thing

Notorious B I G you twits

[Yorktown]

3. Had seen it before; it changed my life

I ran away and became a satanist.

[progressoid]

7. Can't believe I missed it.

It references a church in IA - that's where I am, but on the other side of the state.

14 million views and counting!

[beam me up scottie]

4. Oh no!!!

That has to be real, it's just too awful.

[progressoid]

8. I especially like it when he hands to mic to Mary Sue.

Actually saw this on Conan. I had just turned on the TV and he was doing a bit called, "Boomers with too much time on their hands". The clip I saw was when she comes in at 1:24.

I wasn't sure what I had seen.

[Major Nikon]

5. If you liked that, you'll love this

[progressoid]

6. What. Its just a nice song about love and trains, right?

A modern spiritual!