I trust most members of this group were not raptured

[rurallib]

So continue on!

[dflprincess]

1. Was that today?

I forgot to set my alarm and must have overslept.

[Wounded Bear]

2. I requested an extension...

my team is looking pretty good, so maybe after the playoffs/Super Bowl.

[dflprincess]

11. And now that you mention sports,

the Twins have a good shot at the 2nd wild card spot and, given what last season was like, even one post season game is not something I want to miss.

[rurallib]

7. yesterday

I had some football games that needed watching.......

[BigmanPigman]

3. Raptured or captured?

[fierywoman]

4. Unfortunately, all the people we were hoping would be raptured

seem to still be here. "Dang!"

[justhanginon]

5. Darn it, I had my eye on my christian neighbors Mercedes but alas

when I went for my morning walk I detected movement in their kitchen and the dog in the yard. I'm almost certain "rapture" would have included beloved pets.

[rurallib]

6. I myself was looking for a Tesla and a solar setup to keep it charged

I figured I could be picky since it should have been the ultimate buyer's market.

[JDC]

8. I was. I forgot to turn off the lights though and came back.

[stopbush]

9. Stupid fucking religion. Santa Claus for adults.

[mountain grammy]

10. Still here, but was hoping dotard and his mob would be gone.

[Warpy]

12. Nah, and I didn't see any nekkid hypocrites floating up into the sky, either.

Damn, another day, another time their stupid rapture didn't rid us of them forever.

[Binkie The Clown]

13. I could have been raptured but I turned down the invitation due to scheduling conflicts. nt

[CanonRay]

14. I got a deferment

Bone spurs

[LakeArenal]

15. I did listen to Blondie

https://www.bing.com/search?q=rapture+by+blondie&form=PRUSEN&pc=EUPP_&mkt=en-us&httpsmsn=1&refig=e51741d5eb4b43dfbf1ef04b0135109c&sp=1&qs=AS&pq=rapture+by+&sc=8-11&cvid=e51741d5eb4b43dfbf1ef04b0135109c

[Freelancer]

16. I was ruptured once. I got better -nt

[Voltaire2]

17. I think I had a rapture, but I'm not sure.

[trotsky]

18. I wish the rapture really would happen.

We'd be rid of the fundie idiots who seem to cause the most problems.

[uriel1972]

19. Raptured?...

I wasn't even mildly amused...