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The fuck did I just read? (Original Post) Ian David May 2012 OP
See Texas OffWithTheirHeads May 2012 #1
you beat me... lol. nt seabeyond May 2012 #4
Well, obviously Ron Obvious May 2012 #2
Jack Chick -what a moron mr blur May 2012 #7
"Other than being totally false, that is a true statement." trotsky May 2012 #19
ah... that is what has befallen texas. good to know seabeyond May 2012 #3
Fucking weather... how does it work? phantom power May 2012 #5
You can't explain it! Iggo May 2012 #17
Reminds me of Goblinmonger May 2012 #6
His church needs to move to the middle of the Atacama Warpy May 2012 #8
Bill O'Reilly, is that you? sakabatou May 2012 #9
You can't explain that! Mariana May 2012 #10
There's a meme for that sakabatou May 2012 #11
Even I misspell things but... "causeing globle warming"? edcantor May 2012 #12
Amos 4 verse 8: dimbear May 2012 #13
I call Poe. 2ndAmForComputers May 2012 #14
I damn hope this is a Poe, but I fear it isn't. Odin2005 May 2012 #15
That sounds EXACTLY like a sermon from a pastor at my childhood church. darkstar3 May 2012 #16
See, I never had this Rittermeister May 2012 #18
Because we all know that... AlbertCat May 2012 #20
 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
2. Well, obviously
Mon May 7, 2012, 12:31 PM
May 2012

Haven't you noticed how much fewer natural disasters there are in the Bible Belt compared to elsewhere? Other than being totally false, that is a true statement.

Along these lines, my old mate Jack Chick has expressed himself on Global Warning

 

seabeyond

(110,159 posts)
3. ah... that is what has befallen texas. good to know
Mon May 7, 2012, 12:32 PM
May 2012

no space after the periods... that is our newer generation typing. a kid

oh, and one like. was that you?

Warpy

(110,909 posts)
8. His church needs to move to the middle of the Atacama
Mon May 7, 2012, 02:42 PM
May 2012

so they can give us a wonderful demonstration of the power of prayer coming from the hearts of true believers.

What a doof.

 

edcantor

(325 posts)
12. Even I misspell things but... "causeing globle warming"?
Mon May 7, 2012, 06:52 PM
May 2012

Poor misguided Christian simple mind. Almost feel sorry for them.

dimbear

(6,271 posts)
13. Amos 4 verse 8:
Mon May 7, 2012, 09:19 PM
May 2012

"People staggered from town to town for water but did not get enough to drink, yet you have not returned to me," declares the LORD."

Sometimes you just know where these ideas grow...........

darkstar3

(8,763 posts)
16. That sounds EXACTLY like a sermon from a pastor at my childhood church.
Mon May 7, 2012, 11:13 PM
May 2012

I can't even express to you how close it is. It could be the same man, for fuck's sake.

Rittermeister

(170 posts)
18. See, I never had this
Tue May 8, 2012, 02:07 AM
May 2012

If I'd had a preacher this stupid, I think I'd have become an atheist before I was nineteen. We always went to upscale Presbyterian churches, where the charlatans had PhDs and knew how to softplay the more insane parts of their religion.

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