If god doesn't exist, why is there draft beer?

[HopeHoops]

It's one of the questions that has haunted me for a long time.

[Turbineguy]

1. Good point

but it does not rise the the level of "proof".

Now if Rush Limbaugh were struck by lightning and turned into a smoking piece of pork rind.....

[Angry Dragon]

2. That would be a miracle

because it is humanly impossible to turn a pile of shit into pork rinds

[AJTheMan]

8. haha

[Kennah]

13. Not even with a full 1.21 gigawatts

[skepticscott]

3. To help those of us

who don't believe he exists cope with those who are sure he does.

[HopeHoops]

6. Well now, that IS a convincing argument.

[Ron Obvious]

4. As Houseman said...

Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man

[OswegoAtheist]

5. But if there were a loving, benevolent Gawd...

...then why would he allow light beer to exist, but prohibit bacon?

Oswego "Can Gawd create a Twinkie even he can't lift?" Atheist

[tkmorris]

7. I'm told that Ben Franklin once said

"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy". It's probably apocryphal and I'm an Atheist anyway but I've always liked it.

[HopeHoops]

10. It's my understanding that the quote is accurate.

[caseymoz]

9. Because yeast have to piss, too.

No need to refer to a creator about that.

[HopeHoops]

11. If yeast drinketh too much beer, yeast will have to piss.

[awoke_in_2003]

12. on edit:

I missed a word

[Kennah]

14. It's a plot by Satan to lure us into believing in God, but we're all headed for Hell

[HopeHoops]

15. Hey, if there IS a Hell, I reserved a seat LOOONNGGG ago.

[Kennah]

16. So long as there's beer, I'm in

[HopeHoops]

17. If there is, it's probably Schlitz.

[skepticscott]

18. In hell? More likely

Michelob Ultra. I'm sure AB InBev would make a sweet marketing deal with Beelzebub.

[Taverner]

19. Beacuase Saccharomyces cerevisiae is a much better god

And I can prove it exists!!!

[HopeHoops]

20. Yeah, but you should watch them mate!

[AlbertCat]

21. If god doesn't exist, why is there draft beer?

This is why:

C6 H12 O6 ---> 2 C2 H5 OH + 2 CO2 + NRG

No god needed.

[HopeHoops]

22. Fucking chemestry.