Skepticism, Science & Pseudoscience

5X

(3,972 posts) Mon Dec 16, 2019, 01:34 PM Dec 2019

An alien plot has been exposed.

These are the fruiting body of a fungus genetically manipulated to inject spores
when inserted in any human orifice. The spores will then grow into the next phase.

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Huge quantities were sent to the earth, knowing that it will only take 0.001 percent of the population
that finds and picks up one of these to insert one in any orifice while it is still viable to infect the earth
and establish a new lifeform on this planet.

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An alien plot has been exposed. (Original Post) 5X Dec 2019 OP

It looks almost as big as my.... 3Hotdogs Dec 2019 #1

We should welcome our new alien overlords with open... progressoid Dec 2019 #2

Legs. Volaris Dec 2019 #3

If such a plot could be hatched, you know it would work. n/t 5X Dec 2019 #4

Do we? Do we really? marble falls Dec 2019 #5

Consider... 5X Dec 2019 #6

Thanks for an image I will spend hours and a couple of doobies to erase. Was that part of the plot? marble falls Dec 2019 #7

Your welcome 5X Dec 2019 #8

notice i never really described anything... 5X Dec 2019 #9

I dunno about that ... marble falls Dec 2019 #10

were you high when you read it? 5X Dec 2019 #11

No. Were you when you forgot you wrote it? marble falls Dec 2019 #12

yes 5X Dec 2019 #13

Well, I've just finally caught up. Ain't life grand on DU? marble falls Dec 2019 #14

3Hotdogs

(12,332 posts)

1. It looks almost as big as my....

Reply to 5X (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 02:22 PM

Dec 2019

Aw, forget it.

progressoid

(49,951 posts)

2. We should welcome our new alien overlords with open...

Reply to 5X (Original post)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 02:37 PM

Dec 2019

Volaris

(10,266 posts)

3. Legs.

Reply to progressoid (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 02:50 PM

Dec 2019

OBVIOUSLY lol!!

5X

(3,972 posts)

4. If such a plot could be hatched, you know it would work. n/t

Reply to progressoid (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 02:52 PM

Dec 2019

marble falls

(57,013 posts)

5. Do we? Do we really?

Reply to 5X (Reply #4)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 04:40 PM

Dec 2019

5X

(3,972 posts)

6. Consider...

Reply to marble falls (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 04:49 PM

Dec 2019

Trump and his all-boy junior high school freshmen and sophomores are on a field trip.
They arrive at the secluded beach, the supervising adults are delayed back at the vehicles.
The beach is full of these things. Trump and his minions grab an underclassman, depants him
and proceed to humiliate him all they can.

Deed is done.

Tell me that wouldn't happen.

marble falls

(57,013 posts)

7. Thanks for an image I will spend hours and a couple of doobies to erase. Was that part of the plot?

Reply to 5X (Reply #6)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 04:52 PM

Dec 2019

5X

(3,972 posts)

8. Your welcome

Reply to marble falls (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 04:53 PM

Dec 2019

think i'll do the same.

Only an illustration to show it would happen, its a world full of humans.

5X

(3,972 posts)

9. notice i never really described anything...

Reply to marble falls (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 04:59 PM

Dec 2019

i think you had a couple doobies already to be able to follow along.
Thats how i came up with it.

marble falls

(57,013 posts)

10. I dunno about that ...

Reply to 5X (Reply #9)

Mon Dec 16, 2019, 05:06 PM

Dec 2019

"Trump and his all-boy junior high school freshmen and sophomores are on a field trip. They arrive at the secluded beach, the supervising adults are delayed back at the vehicles....Trump and his minions grab an underclassman, depants him and proceed to humiliate him all they can."

Sounds well thought out and pretty detailed to me.