I received a Presidential Platform Survey from the RNC yesterday . . .

[fleur-de-lisa]

and boy, did I have fun with it! Most of the questions are total bullshit . . .

"How important is it to voters in your state to expose Obama's radical left-wing policies?" . . . The only possible answers are "very important", "somewhat important" or "not important". So I changed the question on the form to "How important is it to support Obama?"

I pretty much re-wrote the entire form and provided my own answers to illustrate total support for the POTUS.

On the return envelope, they actually had the gall to ask respondents to use their own first-class stamp to 'save much needed funds'. Not only did I not provide a stamp, I stuffed the envelope with a bunch of printed 8 1/2" x 11" anti-MittWit cartoons and Facebook memes.

What balls, sending a bullshit questionnaire to a registered Democrat !!!

[barbtries]

1. i wish you'd taken pictures!

must've been fun.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. I scanned both sides of it before I mailed it to them this morning . . .

as a keepsake!

[Swede Atlanta]

3. Anytime I receive a pre-paid envelope from conservative organizations....

I stuff the envelope as much as I can and then drop it into the mail. Make them pay. If I had sanitized dog doo I would stuff the envelopes full of that with a note....Please stop filling my mailbox with your shit. In return I won't send you shit back.

[Retrograde]

4. Earlier this year they were including pre-paid postage envelopes

so you could send in your donation. I guess I wasn't the only one who sent it back without a check...

Have you ever subscribed to Forbes? They've sold their mailing list to the RNC, which is why Mr. Retro keeps getting GOP-related junkmail -including an official Mitt Romney supporter card!