Bernie Sanders Sex Scandal

[Bucky]

are four words I never expected to hear. But let's face it... it's a scandal... how this man is that damned sexy!!


[font face="Angsana New" size="1"]and check out where I'm pulling this picture from for a little added irony[/font]

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[Cali_Democrat]

1. LOL

[demosocialist]

2. LMAO!!!!!

[beam me up scottie]

3. Rec for the delicious click bait!

[Bucky]

4. Thank you. When I troll, I only troll for good.

[beam me up scottie]

7. Going to be a lot of disappointed clickers...

[passiveporcupine]

58. LOL love the gif

[beam me up scottie]

61. Hey you!

[passiveporcupine]

63. Hey you back!

[CorporatistNation]

71. Yeah HillBill Supporters! Ha, HA!

Go Bernie!

[Oilwellian]

75. LOL! Look at those faces...pobrecitos. n/t

[frylock]

9. White hat trolling

[BlancheSplanchnik]

27. Using your powers for Good.

[MelissaB]

6. Ditto!

Good one!

[rhett o rick]

66. But that's not Bernie Sanders. I've asked three of my friends and they agree.

I think I will write a 1000 words for the NYT. It's gotta be Larry David.

[Live and Learn]

5. I love that photo. nt

[azmom]

8. That hair!!!

[narnian60]

14. Yes, indeed.

[passiveporcupine]

62. I am a proud bearer of the same kind of hair

As I age, my dirty blonde hair is turning white around my face, and the little whisps that can no longer be controlled are forming a similar flame around my head. I've had people comment on it. I don't look quite like Bernie yet, but I think that is my future. He does have a few years on me (ten).

I just hope I can age as gracefully as he has...he's actually gotten cuter as he's gotten older. For some reason, some men do that.

[UglyGreed]

10. Sorry to inform everyone but there's more

[azurnoir]

12. oh those white boxers are so fetching but he really needs

sock garters to complete that oh so sexy look

[UglyGreed]

13. Please don't give

Bernie any more ideas, he is in deep trouble already

[CentralMass]

38. I suspect that Jonathan Capehart will be all over this.

[lasttrip]

11. Perfect!

thanks for the laugh Bucky.
Peace.
LT

[Cheese Sandwich]

15. More evidence has emerged:

[Rosa Luxemburg]

19. Great!

[Capt.Rocky300]

26. Hilarious....

[Ed Suspicious]

34. Lothario!

[Duval]

36. I had to call Victor in here to see this! Great!

That was fun, Cheese Sandwich. Thanks!

[Ed Suspicious]

37. Seriously one of the best things ever. Does the other side have this much fun?

[Marie Marie]

44. Damn! Our guy got moves.

That was great.

[Smarmie Doofus]

56. Stealin' this. Thx. n/t

[demmiblue]

57. Lol... hilarious!

[TwilightGardener]

59. Bwahhh! Love it.

[Fawke Em]

77. Dear Lord.

I thought I was going to die of asphyxiation since I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

[NikolaC]

78. Too Funny!

Hubby and I are getting a lot of Valentine's Day laughs out of this thread!

[pacalo]

79. Bernie Manero Sanders!

This is priceless!

[jtuck004]

16. Whew. I thought this was about when he texted a picture of his junk from his desk...

Said he would try to straighten it up soon. But he's a busy man...

[PonyUp]

43. "Men Who Bern" calendar. Here's Mr. October:

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[Jack Rabbit]

17. Oh, the scandal!

He's a Polish Jew married to an Irish Catholic.

Won't Trump raise that as an issue? Bernie is unelectable. Oh, the shame.

[navarth]

40. Think of the children!! nt

[Spitfire of ATJ]

18. I've known women with a fondness for q-tips.

[dorkzilla]

20. I remember a post months back about Bernie's "Sugar Shack"

The post was about how Bernie lived in a "sugar shack" in Vermont and had a *GASP* had a child "out of wedlock". Here. On DU. I'll see if I can find it.

I'm still laughing over that one. Sugar Shack. Out of Wedlock. Fuck me.

ETA - LOL, here it is! Linked without further comment except it was a highly recommended post indeed! http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027216566

[sarge43]

28. That's Maple Sugar Shack. From New England, thank you very much

[dorkzilla]

32. Pure Grade A from Vermont!

Just like Bernie <3

[sarge43]

35. Right off the top.

The best kind.

[beam me up scottie]

46. You are dead to me.

It's grade b dark amber or nothing.








Note to jury: that's

[sarge43]

49. Your taste buds destroyed by Gyrine chow halls?

zoom

More just in case

[beam me up scottie]

51. Gyrine chow halls? Why I otter...

True story, way back when I was stationed at Camp Lejeune one Marine who served breakfast found out I was also a Vermonster and asked me to wait a minute the next morning while he ran and got something. He came running back with a small bottle of pure Vermont maple syrup which was as precious 50 year old scotch back then. I can't remember ever enjoying pancakes so much.

[sarge43]

53. Manna from heaven. VT Pure will make just about anything taste wonderful.

I love it on crispy waffles.

Another few weeks and the gold will be flowing.

[beam me up scottie]

54. My family's neighbors have a shack, they have a huge breakfast at the end of every season.

We let them tap our trees so we used to get free syrup, my mom always liked the grade C for cooking and baking.

Makes me homesick just thinking about it.

[sarge43]

65. We have a shack right up the rud.

They tap our trees and we get a free pancake breakfast with all the fixin's.

Yup. The only way I want to leave is feet first.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

50. Is the Sugar Shack next to the Love Shack?

Bernie has too much hair to be the old bald guy in the gray suit.

[demmiblue]

64. Bernie's Sugar Shack is the illegitimate offspring of the Love Shack and Sugar Mountain.

The horror of it all!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

68. I saw Neil Young play that song in a movie.

Many years ago in a theater. It was a music festival movie called "Celebration at Big Sur".

I was very impressed with his 12 string playing.

[AzDar]

21. Before clicking: " Please Be Nudes! Please Be Nudes!"... because: RAWR!!

[Punkingal]

22. Well I have heard that he is a real chick magnet....

College girls are just nuts about him!

[liberal_at_heart]

23. I think he is very good looking in those protest photos when he was younger.

And he is still not bad looking at 74. His wife is lovely as well.

[Peregrine Took]

31. Agreed. I thought guys with the glasses and U.of C intellectual look were so cute!

Like out of a Woody Allen movie.

[pacalo]

80. I totally agree!

[libodem]

24. It's the mind

And the ideas that make my heart go pitter pat. The brain is the most grand sex organ. Hubba hubba Totally scandalous!

[Duval]

29. Right! nt

[Duval]

25. That photo is terrific! Thanks, Bucky!

[SoapBox]

30. Ha!

I'm sure Brock is wringing his hands, trying to figure out something like this...maybe Mr. Super PAC can get Capehart to write the story!



(Bernie and Jane...the perfect Valentine's Day couple! )

[firebrand80]

33. I'd hit it nt

[valerief]

39. Old pud! I discuss it in my Kindle book, now in a free promotion on amazon.

And I actually wasn't even thinking of Bernie when I wrote it a few years back.

[font color="blue" size="6" face="serif"]Geezer Summer of Love: When Old Men Were Sexy[/font]

http://www.amazon.com/Geezer-Summer-Love-When-Were-ebook/dp/B013M3DX5K/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1455226289&sr=1-1&keywords=geezer+summer+of+love



(Note: It's just another silly boomer book set in the 60s.)

[Agony]

41. Bad, Bad, Bucky….

surfing redstate again…



Ha Ha Ha Ha HA! You are Awesome!

[Bucky]

42. (surfing Google images actually)

I just noticed the source while posting and thought it was funny

[Agony]

47. a Kick for the Hot Bernie Sanders Sex Scandal

[warrprayer]

45. The Hair...

[MuseRider]

48. LOL

I guess. Does someone want to let this clueless poster know how to find out where it came from? I used to be able to right click and get that info but for a very long time now all I get is this huge box full of codes that tell me eventually that I got it on DU, DUH!

Love the picture.

[Bucky]

55. in Chrome...

right click, copy image url source, then post it into a wordpad doc

[MuseRider]

67. Maybe that is why it changed!

I used to use Chrome but when I changed to FireFox and now occasionally Edge all I get are a bunch of things I don't know what they are! Guess I will download Chrome just for this purpose because I seriously have missed the ability to find things that way!

Thank you Bucky!

[kgnu_fan]

52. Very funny!

[Arazi]

60. And Jane! She's just so warm and natural

I'm worried about stylists polishing her up. Right now she looks like women in my regular daily world.

[Bucky]

74. exactly. And Bernie is relateable too.

I've rarely found Oval Office occupants relateable. That's why, for all his limitations, I've loved Joe Biden. He's creepy sometimes, but he's genuine. The Obamas I respect, but they seem more like movie stars or the cool kids at school who run with a faster crowd. They, like the Clintons, have lived their lives so perfectly, getting into the White House before they're 50. It'll be nice to have a leader whose life isn't entirely driven by ambition.

[Odin2005]

69. YOU BASTARD!!!

[jillan]

70. It's a Bernie-fro. !

[ebayfool]

72. Coming into the thread for a break & some fun!

Taking deep breaths.

Okay. Jumping back into the GD pool ... quick, somebody close the door after me!

Be back for more later!

[Matt_R]

73. K&R

[NikolaC]

76. Brilliant!

Love the click bait .