A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.

[UrbScotty]

The bartender says, "what'll ya have Mitt?"

[NMDemDist2]

1. and the bartender says "Dang, I thought Mormons couldn't drink Mitt!" n/t

[russspeakeasy]

2. Thanks, I needed that.

[bluerum]

3. And Mitt says, 'i'll take the place, take out a second mortgage, home improvement loans, sell off

some off the furniture, borrow from your pension fund, fire a couple menials, stash the cash offshore, declare bankruptcy, and run for president.'

'It's a great country you people built for me. Thanks.'

[rhett o rick]

4. I reject that Mit was ever a liberal. Sociopaths cant be liberal. It doesnt compute. nm