CNN Breaking: Hillary Clinton Campaign RELEASES Transcripts

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The Clinton News Network has released Hillary Clinton's Goldman Sach's speech transcripts......

..and boy, are they very incriminating!.......

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1. As everyone can see from her transcripts, Hillary has NOTHING to HIDE!!….lol!

[NightWatcher]

2. ...

[Barack_America]

3. That's quite clever.

[bkkyosemite]

4. I have an idea they would look like that or some sentences would be missing ....like most of them.

[Politicalboi]

5. See, there's was nothing all along

How could we doubt her. I'm ashamed.

[Cheese Sandwich]

6. And PS Cut it out

[Holly_Hobby]

20. LOL n/t

[berniepdx420]

7. good stuff

[1StrongBlackMan]

8. Cute.

[Land of Enchantment]

9. hILLARIOUS.....NT

[xloadiex]

10. The only things Hillary kept classified n/t

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21. It goes to show....she can keep a secret,...when she wants to!

[Motown_Johnny]

11. Is it OK to Mad Libs this?

It is an absolute honor to be speaking in front of so many filthy rich, tax evading Americans. As one of you myself, I would just like you to know that I laundered several hundred thousand dollars through my own charity just today. I can see by the looks on your faces that you too have been busy and I applaud your commitment to our ideals. Over the years, those of us in this room have screwed the Federal Government out of Trillions of dollars with our tax shelters. I have estimated that not only would there be no debt or deficit if we had just paid our taxes, but that the U.S. dollar would be worth about 20% more than it is right now. As you all know, I have said I will devote my life to helping the rich get richer and that is why I want to be your next President. I hope I can count on your support. It should be clear to all of you that electing rich white men to screw over the vast majority of the country has gotten predictable. It is time to elect a rich white woman because I will be able to present myself as something other than an enemy of the working class. This will allow us all to increase our profits while undermining the social safety net that the little people expect me to keep in place. We must protect large corporations, their corrupt CEO's and the idle rich above all else. Economic justice is a threat to all we hold dear and that's why I am asking for huge speaking fees as well as for huge donations to my Presidential campaign and Super PACs. In return I promise, no executive will be held accountable for any illegal activities, so long as I get my cut too. You can all sleep soundly knowing that I will always be there for you. Under my leadership, Big corporate executives will never need to worry about going to jail. Continued unlimited greed and corruption is guaranteed with no end for countless generations. The middle class will cease to exist within our lifetimes, you can bank on that. Never again will the little people trouble those of us who are too big to fail. The only thing that will fail is the social structure which created the Middle Class to begin with. The New Deal is over and with your support I will usher in a new Gilded Age for us all! Thank you, and God Bless everyone making over ten million dollars a year. America Rules! USA! USA! USA! The Rest Of The World Can SUCK IT!!!!!

[Matt_R]

22. Thank you.

[sadoldgirl]

12. This is even better than the one in Catch22!

[Divernan]

13. So Maddie, now will you finally send in that goddamned dollar!

She's not kidding, Maddie! She really, really needs your dollar! Bad enough you were too damned cheap to pony up $175,000 to sit at the head table with her and George Clooney. Your loss, Maddie!

http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-convinces-george-clooney-wear-wire-during-clin-52754

FBI Convinces George Clooney To Wear Wire During Clinton Fundraising Dinner (headline)

Shortly after 8 p.m., upon spotting Clinton entering the premises, Clooney began making uneasy small talk with the former first lady, witnesses confirmed, asking her on several occasions to repeat herself more slowly while he adjusted the right side of his shirt collar. Clooney, who is said to have grown concerned that the presidential hopeful had yet to say anything revealing after an hour at the fundraiser, reportedly leaned in close to Clinton and mentioned that he had always been fascinated by computer encryption. According to sources, the comment elicited a quizzical glare from the candidate and a moment of prolonged, tense silence, which a panicking Clooney then attempted to awkwardly defuse by explaining how he had been interested in the topic ever since he read the script for his 1997 film The Peacemaker about the high-tech pursuit of nuclear weapons smugglers.

Reports indicate that a sweaty, shaking Clooney then hastily excused himself, retreated to the bathroom, and proceeded to vomit into the toilet.

“I can’t do this, I can’t do this, I can’t do this,” Clooney is reported to have said, as the sound of his hyperventilation resounded in the headphones of the FBI agents monitoring him from a van labeled “Valley Catering & Events” that sat parked outside the party. “Oh, God, she can tell something is up. I know it. I just know it.”

“She’s going to fucking kill me,” Clooney continued.

[Karma13612]

14. If only!!!! Very clever! +10. Eom

[Divernan]

16. Love the caption on the doctored photo:

"Clooney leans his right lapel closer to Clinton while telling her an anecdote about how he once emailed a screenplay to someone unauthorized to read it, before asking her if she’s ever done anything similar."

[Karma13612]

17. I smell SCREENPLAY!!! Lol eom

[Divernan]

18. Oscar buzz! Barbra to play Hillary! Who to cast as Bill?

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15. lol!

[fun n serious]

19. tHAT IS WHAT bERNIE'S TAXES LOOK LIKE

lol

[Matt_R]

23. Please check your keyboard. Looks like your caps lock is stuck. n/t