#BernieMath - College Humor

[qdouble]

[Lucinda]

1. :)

[forest444]

2. The tutor forgot to factor in Hillary's hackers into the equation.

The math gets really fuzzy for any opponent, when you have those guys on your side.

[djean111]

3. Awwwww, there must be a sale on brand spanking new Brockwursts!

So fascinating to see a Brockwurst in its newly-adopted habitat!
And 'bye!

[qdouble]

5. a what?

[Stuckinthebush]

8. He's calling you a Hillary plant

It's stupid so just ignore and roll your eyes. Bernie-think gets the best of them sometimes

[Hortensis]

21. How many points does he get because birds

like him? I really liked that too, but I'm having trouble quantifying my response.

[kstewart33]

69. I've got an idea!

Let's have a community vote for the BEST THREAD EVAH, and subtract each 'no' vote for this one, for every time Hillary has been called a corporate criminal, Minister of Death, too loud, immoral, evil, or abhorrent, and has a terrible sense of fashion, in a post.

We'd win going away!!!!! It would be a landslide!!!!

[qdouble]

28. Tons of...

posts about not supporting the inevitable democratic nominee and threats of leaving the party by "Bernie supporters" but I'm the plant, lol. "Bernie supporters" can be hilarious sometimes.

[Stuckinthebush]

93. Yes they can

And your post does win the best of the day!

Bless you!

[wildeyed]

83. It's part of double-advanced #berniemath.

Anyone who posts a pro-Clinton OP must be paid to do so. As you have noted, they are not good with anything that violates their narrative

[NurseJackie]

4. Oh this is BRILLIANT!! And SO dead-on accurate!!

[pandr32]

59. It is at that!

I love your gif!

[Cha]

62. It's was so Brilliant! OMG!

[NurseJackie]

89. Ten years from now, we'll STILL be laughing at this video! (And other things.)

[Cha]

90. It's classic~Timeless..

I've been telling everyone I know in RL about it. The acting was superb.. the script wrote itself, of course.

I love those two guys.

[Stuckinthebush]

6. This is the best!

It is DU on video!

[Brother Buzz]

34. Word!

[misterhighwasted]

36. Oh dang how f'd up is that!!

DU on video.



LMAO..Haaa

[Beacool]

82. Yep, the same jiu-jitsu moves.

[itsrobert]

7. Captured BernieMath exactly

[IamMab]

25. Maybe Bernie supporters just need to... Chang... their point of view?

[Imagene234]

68. Alerted for hilariousness

And excellent taste in tv shows!

[IamMab]

80. All we are waiting on now is the movie!

I actually enjoyed the Yahoo season, despite the many changes. More so than the gas-leak year, at least.

[stonecutter357]

9. K&R!

[Walk away]

10. That is a riot! I'm going off to post it everywhere!!!

[itsrobert]

11. +1

[itsrobert]

12. Wow, look at that!

[workinclasszero]

13. They must of researched DU for this video

And they nailed it!

[itsrobert]

15. NAILED IT!

[NurseJackie]

44. My thoughts too ...

ing still!

[BreakfastClub]

14. Hahahahaha! Love it. nt

[BlueMTexpat]

16. Thanks so much for this

qdouble! Some very much needed chuckles, for sure!

[Maru Kitteh]

17. "and multiply by how much birds love him"

[FSogol]

49. +1 rofl

[Maru Kitteh]

87. I know, that was where I literally LOL'd

Startled the hell out of the cat!

[athena]

18. Great video. (eom)

[cwydro]

19. "Multiply that by how much birds like him"

Bwah! That whole thing was hilarious and well played.

They surely must be on to DU!

[workinclasszero]

24. But sparrows don't vote

Another demographic failure for the Sanders campaign!

[misterhighwasted]

41. Oh ya, cuz it's rigged!! Everything's RIGGED!!

[Brother Buzz]

42. Ah, sparrows do vote, unfortunately they registered American Independent

Sanders' visitor was a female House Finch

[workinclasszero]

67. Haha

Damn those closed primaries! Rigged to supress sparrows!

[cwydro]

50. Nah, it was the Cardinals who suppressed the sparrow vote!

He should NEVER have gone to Rome!

[NurseJackie]

63. Ha! :-D ... and ...

[Lizzie Poppet]

20. Bye, Felicia.

[Stuckinthebush]

94. Awwww

A sadz

[itsrobert]

22. Rocked it!

[IamMab]

23. This is so perfect. K&R!

[savalez]

26. LOL

[CajunBlazer]

27. Fantastic! K&R

The kind of humor that is funny because it so true.

[revmclaren]

29. That is soooo perfect!!!!

A link to that video should be included in all responses to posts using Bernie math.

[Stuckinthebush]

95. Noted!

I'm doing it!

[UtahLib]

30. OMG, perfect demonstration of pretzel logic! eom

[alcibiades_mystery]

31. Gahahaha

Dead on.

[NCTraveler]

32. That's funny.

"You're not calculating in how bad I want him to win."

[griffi94]

65. The only thing funnier than that statement

was one I saw on Samantha Bee.
Interviewing some Bernie supporters.

She ask them.

Do you support Bernie because you feel that Hillary is just a bit too
deep in the pocket of big reality.

[DemonGoddess]

33. bwahahahaha

[ProudToBeLiberal]

35. They must read DU. This video is so spot on lol. Nt

[grossproffit]

39. LOL!

[lunamagica]

37. K&R! This is so spot on, I can't believe it! It reminds me of SNL writers telling

how they didn't need to write for Palin, they just took what she said and incorporated it to the skits.

Same thing here, all was taken from real life!

[grossproffit]

38. Genius! They must read this forum.

[Legends303]

40. There is a grain of truth in this

whether people on here admit or not. Just discounting the super delegates he still loosing by a wide margin.

[fleabiscuit]

43. Hahahahahaha...

[Tarc]

45. The degree to which this is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant cannot be stated enough.

[Spacedog1973]

46. Lool damn straight

v

[Stuckinthebush]

97. Omg

That gif! Perfect!

[Surya Gayatri]

47. Painfully funny...painfully true. The dialogue could've been directly lifted from GD-P

or the BS Group.

Thanks for the moment of levity.

[cwydro]

66. I really had to wonder if someone involved with that has been here.

Or IS here lol!

It was brilliant.

[NastyRiffraff]

48. Forum Winner!

This is PRICELESS!

[onehandle]

51. Is this a documentary?

Seems real, to me.


...heh.

[FSogol]

53. As seen on DU....

[toshiba783]

52. omg

The delusion, hypocrisy, hyperbole and sudden irateness LMAO - the reputation reaches far beyond DU.

[Skid Rogue]

54. This would be absolutely hilarious...

if it wasn't so painfully honest.

Thanks

[moriah]

60. That's my take, and why I feel guilty for admitting to laughing.

I want to be civil to the people who really do want to see him win. And it's too soon to see humor yet for many. People who I care about as fellow Democrats.

This position -- really believing in a candidate but just not seeing the math as workable isn't a fun one. I know. I was there myself.

I already voted, and had in 2008. It was a little easier. But this year they moved the primaries much further apart, overcorrecting IMHO from trying to fight 2008 over again when it has been eight years rather than out of bias.... but it's led to later primary states and people who want to vote for Bernie to feel disenfranchised.

I don't know if it's a good idea to have all primaries on the same days, because it doesn't let the candidates get to interact with people in the states. But it's yhe only idea I can think of to keep later-voting states from feeling like they don't get to take a meaningful part because of such high delegate leads already.

[Skid Rogue]

74. Hi, moriah

I have some sympathy with what you're saying. I honestly do. It's more difficult than usual because there's a lot of first time voters. But most people here have gotten their hearts broken on Nov 4th... more than once. Sometimes math is beautiful. Sometimes math sucks.

And I've always lived in crazy red states, or amazingly blue states. So, I've never really felt like my vote counted. It seems as if that's just part being in a Democracy with 300 million other people.

About the primary schedule -- If we all voted on a single day, I doubt Bernie would have won more than a couple of states. The lengthy processes plays to the advantage of lesser known candidates. In fact, later States have "mattered" a lot more this cycle than in previous elections. It's also been very good for Hillary. It would be "24/7 Trump TV" if we hadn't had a good healthy primary fight.

[moriah]

75. I'm an Arkie. I still vote Dem, even if my state is rarely in play nationally.

That's why I work my tail off for our nominee in ways that make more of a difference, like phone banking, etc.

I refuse to accept that I can do nothing just because our election system is whacky.

[JaneyVee]

55. NAILED IT!

[SharonClark]

56. LOL

[DesertRat]

57. Perfect!

[Grassy Knoll]

58. .

[Cha]

61. Wow! that was so funny because we've heard it all! Thank you, qdouble!

[HumanityExperiment]

64. Math...

required to reach delegate count to achieve nomination prior to convention...

Hmm based upon the current trends HRC won't reach the required delegate count to get the nomination before the convention without the SDs which will vote at convention....

Proofing your work I see you all missed that... Hmmmmm

Gotta proof your work

I give ya an 'F' for your work but an 'A' for imagination!

[Stuckinthebush]

98. Yeah. You missed the DNC rule book

It clearly states that all delegates - pledged and unpledged - vote with their state delegations. So....supers will propel her over the top faster than you can get to Wyoming.

[alcibiades_mystery]

112. Forgive them for not knowing the rules...they're new to the organization

[JaneyVee]

70. Can we pin this on top of GDP?

[pnwmom]

71. Thanks for the laughs! And welcome to DU! n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

72. Bravo!

[Spazito]

73. LOL! That is brilliant and hilarious...

okay, fess up, which DUer made this?

[dubyadiprecession]

76. Bernie does a better job of beating anyone of the republican candidates....

Than hillary does. The problem he is having, is that he is losing to hillary.

He is more popular than hillary except that he has 2.7 million fewer popular votes.

Bernie ...

[Sancho]

77. Absolutely dead on!!

[BainsBane]

78. Love this!

[riversedge]

79. What a hoot. thank you sssssssssssooo Much!

[Beacool]

81. So funny and so true..........

[Bobbie Jo]

84. OMG!

That's just perfect.

[Loki]

85. I have no words.

I'm laughing too hard

[betsuni]

86. PERFECT!

Thank you.

[SidDithers]

88. They nailed it...

Sid

[BainsBane]

91. Kick

[Maru Kitteh]

92. K & R

[ucrdem]

96. . . . and that was before she took control of the Internet

and we caught her deleting Bernie groups from FB!!

[Stuckinthebush]

99. I would like to nominate qdouble as winner of the internets

For posting this video. Huzzah!

Qdouble is da bomb!

[Jamaal510]

100. K&R

[ismnotwasm]

101. Yup.

Sums it up.

[Alfresco]

102. K&R :-))

[lunamagica]

103. I hope it goes viral. What I love most is that this is College Humor. Great to see guys

that age doing this. I hope their peers look at it and see the absurdity of their claims.

Wonderful video, in more ways than one!

[Unicorn]

104. I think the real bad math is anyone hoping for a unify instead of a walk out

after the DNC National Convention.

[Tarc]

109. I love your username

[Lil Missy]

105. how true!

[auntpurl]

106. lol awesome

They'll always have that bird.

[all american girl]

107. OMG!!!!!!!

[Gothmog]

108. This is very funny

[R B Garr]

110. LOL! Such an apt description of the contortions we have witnessed here firsthand!

And love the scribbles/doodles.

The bird picture....

The transitive properties:
Bern
Berd
Bird

[auntpurl]

111. Must kick as this is still making me laugh.

[NobodyHere]

113. Fantastic

[DesertRat]

114. k&r

[Hekate]

115. But but but aren't College Humorists also Millenials?

Why do they hate Bernie?