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Wed Apr 27, 2016, 06:49 PM

 

An Agnostic's Prayer: Dear Jeebus, Have Skinner call it.

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Reply An Agnostic's Prayer: Dear Jeebus, Have Skinner call it. (Original post)
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 OP
DFab420 Apr 2016 #1
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #37
yuiyoshida Apr 2016 #45
bkkyosemite Apr 2016 #2
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #22
Hekate Apr 2016 #3
NanceGreggs Apr 2016 #4
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #5
NanceGreggs Apr 2016 #6
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #10
Renew Deal Apr 2016 #19
NanceGreggs Apr 2016 #20
ibegurpard Apr 2016 #43
NanceGreggs Apr 2016 #44
ibegurpard Apr 2016 #46
NanceGreggs Apr 2016 #47
bigwillq Apr 2016 #7
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #11
bigwillq Apr 2016 #13
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #14
bigwillq Apr 2016 #15
obamanut2012 Apr 2016 #58
lumberjack_jeff Apr 2016 #64
actslikeacarrot Apr 2016 #8
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #12
Fumesucker Apr 2016 #9
Nonhlanhla Apr 2016 #53
Fumesucker Apr 2016 #66
Nonhlanhla Apr 2016 #68
cherokeeprogressive Apr 2016 #16
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #17
LostOne4Ever Apr 2016 #18
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #21
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #23
LostOne4Ever Apr 2016 #30
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #31
LostOne4Ever Apr 2016 #32
bvf Apr 2016 #52
Bluenorthwest Apr 2016 #59
artislife Apr 2016 #42
LanternWaste Apr 2016 #65
SidDithers Apr 2016 #24
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #25
catnhatnh Apr 2016 #62
SidDithers Apr 2016 #63
riderinthestorm Apr 2016 #26
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #27
riderinthestorm Apr 2016 #29
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #28
grossproffit Apr 2016 #35
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #36
JudyM Apr 2016 #38
grossproffit Apr 2016 #33
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #34
morningfog Apr 2016 #39
Scurrilous Apr 2016 #40
Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #41
MattSh Apr 2016 #48
Vinca Apr 2016 #49
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #55
B Calm Apr 2016 #50
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #54
TheBlackAdder Apr 2016 #56
Buzz Clik Apr 2016 #60
stonecutter357 Apr 2016 #51
jack_krass Apr 2016 #57
UtahLib Apr 2016 #61
liberalnarb Apr 2016 #67

Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 06:51 PM

1. You ask every day, and every day Skinner has to tell you no.

When does this become spam?

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Response to DFab420 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:08 PM

37. Perhaps this site is like a closed primary. You have to buy in before you can speak to the boss.

Last edited Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:38 AM - Edit history (1)

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I find it incredibly ballsy for someone who ask for shit, to criticize the host or guests, when they are freeloading.


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Response to DFab420 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:51 AM

45. He wants the purge to begin

most likely, that's the only way he will get party unity. Kick off all the damn Sanders supporters. Am I right?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 06:53 PM

2. This is ridiculous. Skinner said when the primary is over from my recollection.....I'm sure he

will let us know. You upset just push ignore.

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Response to bkkyosemite (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:19 PM

22. JFC, It should be called when the results of the Democratic Convention are memorialized!

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So many Democrats love to suppress democracy.


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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 06:57 PM

3. Now now little poster, Santa doesn't come until June 14

No peeking at the presents, either.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:11 PM

4. He won't.

And we all know why.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:17 PM

5. Jeebus or Skinner?

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:22 PM

6. Ha ha!!!

I was referring to Skinner.

Jeebus isn't worried about how much revenue he'll lose if he "calls it" for HRC.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:35 PM

10. That's actually a relief.

 

I thought you were going to say, "Jeebus, because he fargin' despises you."

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:04 PM

19. A ridiculous alert against your post failed.

1-6

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #19)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:08 PM

20. I never post here anymore ...

... without automatically assuming it will be alerted on.

As Skinner once said: When you post, you take your chances. And chances are overwhelming that if you're an HRC supporter, you're going to be alerted on and/or hidden.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #20)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:35 AM

43. what if you're just a bad writer?

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #43)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:40 AM

44. I've never been alerted on ...

... for being a bad writer.

How about you?

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #44)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:53 AM

46. Are you sure?

Since it's not in the TOS people have to find SOME excuse to stop your painful prose...

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #46)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:19 AM

47. Put me on Ignore ...

... problem solved!

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:27 PM

7. I hope the Skinner doesn't call it until the nominee is confirmed (nt)

 

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:35 PM

11. Confirmed, or inaugurated?

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:36 PM

13. Confirmed at the convention (nt)

 

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #13)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:37 PM

14. That was a multi-level joke... see..

 

meh.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:38 PM

15. Yes, I got the joke.

 



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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:48 AM

58. lol

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:04 AM

64. Sorry, for a moment there I thought you said 'indicted'. n/t

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:30 PM

8. I know, I know, us anti war types are...

...SUCH a pain in the ass! Don't worry, Skinner will call it soon and you can post in peace.

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Response to actslikeacarrot (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:36 PM

12. I see what you did there.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:33 PM

9. No, that's not it...

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:15 AM

53. Episcopalian?

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #66)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:01 PM

68. Ha ha! That's great! Thanks for sharing. nt.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:39 PM

16. Why does an agnostic pray to an imaginary being?

 

Seems odd.

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:40 PM

17. Damn. I have to explain everything:

 

Because is ain't happening, and that's kinda how I came to be an agnostic.

geez

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:48 PM

18. An agnostic atheist's prayer:

Last edited Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:46 PM - Edit history (1)

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Dear Joe Pecsi,

Please Do something to these trolls trying to silence Bernie Supporters. Teach them that the primary won't be over till every state vote and the nominee is declared at the convention, or till Bernie concedes.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:09 PM

21. See, this epitomizes the difference between Bernie's crew...

 

...and HRC's. I make a light joke, and you come back with a thinly veiled threat of violence.

Just an observation.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:22 PM

23. You haven't had your trollish OP shut down, so there is a difference.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:46 PM

30. See, this epitomizes the difference between Hillary's crew...

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]...and Bernies. I make an OBVIOUS George Carlin reference, and you come back thinking it is a thinly veiled threat of violence despite it not saying one violent thing in it.

Just an observation.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #30)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:47 PM

31. It's both.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #31)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:49 PM

32. It's not.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Not one word was made about committing violence.

In fact, I specifically said "TEACH." But you want to make it about violence because you are incapable of NOT seeing such things in the supporters of Bernie Sanders.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #32)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:11 AM

52. I think we're dealing with someone

 

who clearly went the (Jack) Burns & Schreiber route way back when.

Pity, that, but not surprising.

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #32)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:40 AM

59. He thinks 'Joe Pesci' equals a threat of violence because Joe is Italian and played bad guys.

 

It's a mild sort of bias.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:22 AM

42. You haven't been funny once. nt

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:04 AM

65. I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

 

I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

Just another observations.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:22 PM

24. On Apr 27, Skinner woke up and saw his shadow...

therefore, we get 6 more weeks of pointless Hillary bashing, even though it's perfectly fucking clear that she's the Democratic nominee.

Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #24)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:24 PM

25. ..

 

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #24)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 09:57 AM

62. Well-you could take a six week break...

...we'll be OK, honest.

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Response to catnhatnh (Reply #62)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:02 AM

63. Nah, I'd rather be here to serve on juries...

and vote to hide bullshit that I think is over the top criticism.

Sid

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:25 PM

26. Nah, Skinner knows conflict is good for the bottom line. Moar clicks

 

Equals moar $$$

Ka-ching

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:28 PM

27. ... and moar boarish behavior.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #27)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:36 PM

29. Shockingly enough, democracy demands all voices are heard

 

Silencing dissent is a decidedly fascist characteristic. And Skinner's assuredly mercenary decision to keep the conflict going, er free speech, will be couched similarly.

But feel free to presume to be the king to decide whose voices have merit and whose are swine.

Says way more about you and your candidate than I ever could.



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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:29 PM

28. It helps pay for the FREELOADERS who don't have a star next to their Username, right Buzz Clik?

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Websites aren't free, and the guys who abuse the services the most, contribute the least financially!


It's like a party crasher who mooches off the food and entertainment and then complains about the host and guests!


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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:56 PM

35. I just signed up for a monthly stipend.

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Response to grossproffit (Reply #35)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:04 PM

36. That's awesome!

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:08 PM

38. Ooh, ouch. Nt

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:50 PM

33. It's getting worse.

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Response to grossproffit (Reply #33)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:52 PM

34. No kidding. They're out for a pound of flesh.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 11:11 PM

39. If it's chaps you that much, trash the forum.

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:14 AM

40. Amenz.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:11 AM

41. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!"

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 04:14 AM

48. What is this "it" to which you refer?

I guess it depends what your definition of "it" is...

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 06:49 AM

49. The magic number has not been reached.

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Response to Vinca (Reply #49)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:36 AM

55. I guess that's what he's waiting for. Maybe the convention

 

But, he's tolerating a lot of "I just registered for the _____ Party and will be supporting their candidate." Violation of TOS, but they remain. Thus, my prayer.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 06:56 AM

50. Trashing Thread

 

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:34 AM

54. Too late. Once you respond to a thread, every time someone responds to you...

 

... it lights up your My Posts tab.

Bad move. Live and learn.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:41 AM

56. The freeloaders eat the food, complain about the host and guests and then defile the bathroom.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:46 AM

60. kick

 

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:02 AM

51. K&R!

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:47 AM

57. I am Jeebus: Do the following and it will be called:

 

For the next two months,
Every day,
At the beginning of every hour,
Stand on your head facing south, and chant "jeebus let it be called", for exactly one hour.

I promise if you do this, it will be called.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 09:28 AM

61. Thanks for the much needed comedic relief! eom

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:37 PM

67. Jeebus here, sorry, I'm a Bernie supporter.

 

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