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Scuba

(53,475 posts) Mon Oct 29, 2012, 05:33 PM Oct 2012

David Sedaris on Undecided Voters

On Undecided Voters: "To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

― David Sedaris

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David Sedaris on Undecided Voters (Original Post) Scuba Oct 2012 OP

Perfect! K&R nt ProudProgressiveNow Oct 2012 #1

Undecided voters nichomachus Oct 2012 #2

ProudProgressiveNow

(6,189 posts)

1. Perfect! K&R nt

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Mon Oct 29, 2012, 05:35 PM

Oct 2012

nichomachus

(12,754 posts)

2. Undecided voters

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Mon Oct 29, 2012, 05:37 PM

Oct 2012

Should be required to wear dunce caps and pick up litter on the side of the road until they make up their fucking minds.

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