say that you wanted to know how to conduct empire-building...err, foreign policy...

[islandmkl]

and you needed advice and direction...who you gonna call?

well, you have your pick of a couple of Nobel PEACE Prize winners among your closest friends...check your 'Contacts' there on your cell phone...

[merrily]

1. If I want to know about empire building and/or taking action without troubling oneself about

Day 2, I'd ask a neocon.

[Human101948]

2. I see Hillary and Kissinger are discussing Central American death squads...

"My boy Pinochet disappeared thousands!" says Henry in a jocular fashion.

"Well, my guys in Honduras will beat that before you know it!" replies Hillary with a deprecating laugh.

They have such a good relationship! They're like twins who know what the other will say before it's said.

[pangaia]

3. "They" are all peas on a pod.

They just divvy up the left/right/center positions.

'OK, I'll take pro-choice, you take -anti-abortion,"
" Deal."

"I'll take the LGBT crowd, you take the religious right."
" No, no I want the LGBT. My son just came out."
"Oh, ok ok. I'll take the religious right."

"How about I go after the 60-75 year olds?"
"Fine, I'll court Hispanics."

And on and on and on it goes..

[islandmkl]

4. "I want to wear the uniforms with all the medals this time!"

"Okay, but I'm going to go to hang out with the groups at Coachella, then!"