Won't you please help? Change.org Petition Bernie Sanders: call on your supporters to stop launching

[TalkingDog]

Bernie Sanders: call on your supporters to stop launching small children from trebuchets

Dear Senator Sanders,

At a recent Hillary Clinton rally, a Bernie Sanders protestor, not only disrupted the event, but began harassing a young girl with a Hillary Clinton sign. In a violent rage, the protestor placed the small child into a 14th century trebuchet, and launched her over the ramparts of a castle wall. We are writing this petition to ask you to call on your supporters to stop using children as medieval siege weaponry. We are including the tweet about this incidence as evidence in the hopes that you can put an end to this despicable practice.

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/729544191873851392

Thank you,

Leon

https://www.change.org/p/bernie-sanders-bernie-sanders-call-on-your-supporters-to-stop-launching-small-children-from-trebuchets?recruiter=392994213&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=mob-xs-no_src-no_msg&fb_ref=Default



For the sarcasm and hyperbole impaired.... deal with it.

[djean111]

1. Uh-oh - this will be accepted as true by the end of the day, and CNN will angrily

denounce it.

[merrily]

2. I call on Hillary to condemn her supporter who got arrested for ACTUAL violence.

Bernie's supposed to be a bad guy because he didn't condemn imaginary violence that never occurred?

[riderinthestorm]

9. Yup, her male supporter hauled off and smacked a female Bernie supporter

Crickets...

SMH

[merrily]

10. A Hillary Sexist Bully, not a Bernie supporter. Not a word. What bs.

[Lizzie Poppet]

3. The National Trebuchet Association is gonna flip their shit.

[hellofromreddit]

8. Trebuchets don't kill people. People kill people.

The best defense against a bad guy with a trebuchet is a good guy with a trebuchet.

[frylock]

4. Signed

[Hell Hath No Fury]

5. Signed yesterday.

I love this.

[pdsimdars]

6. Where's that great picture from yesterday?

And for good God fearing people, What Would Jesus Do?
Or are his supporters just trying to shoot those little ones up to Jesus in heaven? Praise God!

[Luminous Animal]

7. ....

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[NCTraveler]

11. Sanders wouldn't launch his supporters from a trebuchet. Nt