Wonkette-Hillary To America: I Am A Grown-Ass Adult, And Donald Trump Is A Idiot

[MrWendel]

50 ways to call Donald Trump a pussy
http://wonkette.com/602532/hillary-foreign-policy-speech-donald-trump-idiot

By Evan Hurst

Oh boy, oh boy, did you see Hillary Clinton’s “foreign policy” speech about how Donald Trump is an excitable, know-nothing man-child, whereas she is a mature adult human being? It was great! Hillary was in San Diego preparing for the California Primary, and decided to spend a few minutes saying a few words about the man the Republicans have chosen to be their standard-bearer in November.

We’ll tell you all our favorite parts, but first, let’s check in with Trump to see what he thought of the speech:



FUCK OFF, short-fingered apple-headed vagina monkey idiot boy, nobody asked you.

Anyway, Hillary spent her speech comparing her vision for an America that’s already strong, that carries out a “smart and principled foreign policy,” and which under her leadership will grow stronger, versus an America that sucks dick, led by a walking, ginger-coiffed meth dildo who is a pussy.

Hillary describes Hillary:

As Secretary of State, Senator and First Lady, I had the honor of representing America abroad and helping shape our foreign policy at home. As a candidate for President, there’s nothing I take more seriously than our national security. I’ve offered clear strategies for how to defeat ISIS, strengthen our alliances, and make sure Iran never gets a nuclear weapon. And I’m going to keep America’s security at the heart of my campaign.

Because as you know so well, Americans aren’t just electing a president in November, we’re choosing our next commander in chief, the person we count on to decide questions of war and peace, life and death.

Hillary describes Donald Trump:

[L]Like many across our country and around the world, I believe the person the Republicans have nominated for President cannot do the job.

Donald Trump’s ideas aren’t just different – they are dangerously incoherent. They’re not even really ideas – just a series of bizarre rants, personal feuds, and outright lies.

He is not just unprepared – he is temperamentally unfit to hold an office that requires knowledge, stability, and immense responsibility.

This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.

And that was just the first official time Hillary called Trump a total pussy during her speech. She is going to have so much fun running against him!

(More in link)

[sufrommich]

1. "short-fingered apple-headed vagina monkey idiot boy"

But how do you really feel?

[Tarc]

2. I love Wonkette

[NCTraveler]

3. I damn near hated reccomending this. It was impossible not to.

I am not in agreement with using parts of a woman's anatomy to describe a weak piece of shit of shit like Trump. I think many more people would understand my point if we started calling Trump "limp dicked". Yes, I would also be opposed to that, though not for sexist reasons. Sorry for the vulgarity but the point needs to be made.

Trump is an unethical, immoral, sexist, bigoted, racist, xenophobic, hate filled, oppressive, piece of shit that deserves our best scorn. The English language has many words available for use without connecting parts of the female anatomy with the weak and insecure human Trump is.

Ok. He also has little sausage fingers. Shit. I don't like what he brings out in me.

[Surya Gayatri]

4. Enormous K & R. Thanks so much for posting.